Minion 1: Do you have Facebook?
Me: No, Steve.
Steve: How about Twitter?
Me: Nope. *pops P*
Steve: *narrows eyes: Do you have snapchat?
Me: *shakes head*
Steve: Then what do you have?!
Me: A LIFE!
Steve: That's great! I need one for candy crush!!!
Me: ?!?!
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Minions.
Random*minion voice* ello. So, this blurb is imaginary conversations between me and minions. :) Enjoy! -ThisSapphireMofo A/N I'm really sorry for the slow updates but because of school I haven't really been on wattpad...
