Minion: Hello! S-Sara no available. :( BAI!!!
Me: Hey! Where did you find my iPad, Dave?!
Dave: *nervously laughs* RUN!!! *screams like crazy and runs around in circles*
Me: *waits impatiently* Are you done yet?
Dave: *abruptly stops* no. *continues running and screaming for 5 hours* now I'm done!
Me: Good. LEAVE!!!
Dave: *runs to door and hits wall*
Me: *sighs exasperatedly* *magically teleports him out of room*
Me: Sorry about that. What were you saying? Oh wait. I'm supposed to be typing. BAI!!!
YOU ARE READING
Minions.
Random*minion voice* ello. So, this blurb is imaginary conversations between me and minions. :) Enjoy! -ThisSapphireMofo A/N I'm really sorry for the slow updates but because of school I haven't really been on wattpad...