Dedicated to TheMysteriousXXO
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Minion: *sees cardboard cutout of banana*
*gasps in delight*
Minion: BANANA!!!
*tries to eat it*
*won't budge*
*gets mad*
*tries to eat it again*
*won't budge*
*gets mad*
*gets scissors*
*tries to cut it*
*won't budge*
Minion: HANA MATUTU!!!
*gets chain saw*
*evil laugh*
*chain saws banana in half*
*punches chest like Tarzan*
Minion: YES!!! HAHA!!!
Me: What's going on? *sees cardboard banana and Stuart with chainsaw on the floor*
Me: *face palms* Stuart, meet cardboard. Cardboard, this idiot is Stuart.
Stuart: Oh...
YOU ARE READING
Minions.
Random*minion voice* ello. So, this blurb is imaginary conversations between me and minions. :) Enjoy! -ThisSapphireMofo A/N I'm really sorry for the slow updates but because of school I haven't really been on wattpad...
