A/N Not exactly one of my best ones... Sorry.
Minion 1: *licks ice cream cone*
Minion 2: *looks at me* I'M BOOOOORRRRREEED!!!
Me: Alright, I'll go see if I can find something in the house... *leaves*
*golden lamp suddenly falls from sky*
Minion 1: *pokes lamp* *laughs*
Lamp: *sways*
Minion 2: *looks confused* *kicks lamp*
Lamp: *quietly* ow.
Minions 1 & 2: *don't hear it* *look at each other and laugh* *start kicking lamp like soccer ball*
Lamp: ow. Ow. Ow! OWWWW!!!! *starts crying*
Minions 1 & 2: *stop* *look confused*
Minion 1: *tries to soothe lamp by rubbing it* There there...
Minion 2: *pats it gently*
*genie suddenly pops out*
Minions 1 & 2: *hold each other tightly and scream*
Genie: *stretches* GOOD MORNING, VIETNAM!!! Man, it feels nice to stretch my limbs after 10,000 years! *sees minions* Hi there! I am the genie of the lamp, here to grant you lucky creatures 3 wishes! Yup, that's 3, count 'em! *holds up three fingers*
Minions 1 & 2: *stop shaking* *start dancing and laughing, singing bananas*
Minion 1: *looks hopefully at genie with big eyes* Really?...
Genie: *looks at them seriously* Yeah... no. PSYCH!!! THANKS FOR LETTING ME OUT, SUCKERS!!! *skips away, laughing*
And that, my friends, is called real life.
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Minions.
Aléatoire*minion voice* ello. So, this blurb is imaginary conversations between me and minions. :) Enjoy! -ThisSapphireMofo A/N I'm really sorry for the slow updates but because of school I haven't really been on wattpad...
