A/N So so sorry I haven't updated in so long! I've been busy with school and blah.
Minion: *looks at phone*
*holds home button for too long*
*screen goes blurry and microphone pops up with a ping*
Minion: Banana... Uh...
Siri: Ok, I found this.
*wikipedia page about bananas pops up*
Minion: *eyes widen* MONSTAAAAA!!!!
Siri: I don't see 'Mom Sauga' as one of your contacts. Perhaps you meant one of these?
*shows list of contacts in M*
Minion: *drops phone and runs away screaming*
Siri: I'm sorry, I am not allowed to provide that information.
Me: *walks by with jar of Nutella and spoon* *sees phone with cracked screen on ground* *gets horrified* WHAT DID YOU DO TO IT, ALEX?!
Alex: *comes back nervously* PHONE EVIL! PHONE TAKEN OVER BY GHOST!!!
Siri: I'm sorry, what was that?
Alex: SEE!
Me: *face palms* The phone wasn't taken over by a ghost, it's called Siri!
Minion: Oh...
Siri: Ok, I found this on the web for 'the phone wasn't taken over by a ghost it's called Siri'.
Me: *grows frustrated* Oh shut up!
Siri: That's not very nice.
YOU ARE READING
Minions.
Random*minion voice* ello. So, this blurb is imaginary conversations between me and minions. :) Enjoy! -ThisSapphireMofo A/N I'm really sorry for the slow updates but because of school I haven't really been on wattpad...
