Short, Funny and Tragic Stories

The Argonauts and The River Styx.

One day Theseus, Jason, and Perseus was walking beside River Styx when Hades passed by and said,"Hey! What are you doing here!?"

"We were only walking beside this river."

"And why would you do that, Theseus?"

"Because we are so awesome that we can walk beside the River Styx without fear!"

"Then i hope you fall into the river and die!"

"Ok...."

Then Hades left them alone.

After an hour or so they were still walking beside the river. Then Theseus walked and tried to balance at the end of the River and said, "Hey! Look at me! I'm standing at the edge now!"

"What are you doing!" Perseus said.

"Obviously being dumb." Jason said.

Hades appeared and pushed Theseus into the river. Theseus screamed and Perseus and Jason watched in horror as Theseus was tortured. "Why did you do that!?" Jason said punching Hades in the face.

"What? I thought you were too 'awesome'!"

"I'm going to kill you!"

Jason lunged on Hades and they both went into the river. Now Perseus was the only one left.

"Well I guess I'm the only one left so I will jump too!"

Perseus jumped in to save his friends, screaming all the way. After he had jumped, Persephone appeared and said, "Well that was dumb of them." Then she walked away.

The End

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Argonauts- In Greek Mythology, they are a group of people who ride on a flying boat.