Short, Funny and Tragic Stories

The Magic Calf

In a dark and gloomy cave was a dragon. He had green ferocious eyes and sharp teeth. He also had green sparkling scales and large wings that stretched to the sky. He flew to the air to search for game. Then he spotted a peculiar calf sitting on a mountain. He had horns for feet and arms for for legs. It truly was a peculiar calf. The dragon swept down into the calf, but was immediately flung back by a mysterious force. He tried to rush into it, but he was flung away again! He tried and tried again until his body was burnt all over. Then he decided, If i am never going to get food, i might as well give up. That was it. He went back to his cave and died of starvation. Meanwhile in the calf's mountain, a delirious man rushed into the calf. Unaffected by its magic, he unsheathed his sword and ate the calf's guts raw. No one ever knew why he was unaffected by it. He just ate and ate until he was full. Then a thunder storm came and zapped the man, killing him in the process.

That is the story of the magic calf.

The End