Short, Funny and Tragic Stories

The Monster at the Park

A monster was passing by the park scaring everyone he met. He passed by a scientist first. He said,"I'm going to capture you and experiment you!"

"Okie dokie!"

Then the monster ate him.

After a few minutes he passed by a monster hunter. He said,"I'm going to kill you and add you to my monster collection!"

"Okie dokie!"

Then the monster ate him.

After another few minutes he passed by a cop. The cop said nothing to him. The monster tried scaring him but he had no reaction. The monster said,"Why aren't you frightened?"

"Cuz i'm a cop ,you idiot!"

"Then I shall eat you and we shall see if you are scared!"

"No you don't, you fat piece of fugliness!" Then the cop shot the monster's eye.

"Ow that hurt..."

"Well what did you think, Sherlock!?"

The monster tried running away but what he didn't know was that the cop made a trap exactly where the monster was headed.

"Ahhh!" The monster was caught in a net hanging by a tree.

"We are going to arrest you now for killing and scaring people."

"Okie dokie..."

Then the cops came and shot a taser at the monster.

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AN: So what was the lesson of the story? Nothing? Well every story has one. This one's lesson is to never say your intention first because you will get eaten by a monster.