Short, Funny and Tragic Stories

The Strange Panda

In a zoo there was a panda. He was a peculiar panda. It is rumored that he can talk to the ghosts.

One day he heard a voice saying, "I have come to haunt you..."

"Who is this?" Said the panda with a scared voice.

"It's your father, Poh."

"What do you mean? This is not Kung Fu Panda. I think you're in the wrong set."

"Oh uh...bye!"

Then the ghost faded.

Later that afternoon another ghost appeared and said, "Hey! Look a panda!"

"No i'm a bear that's painted black and white." He smirks. "Of course i'm a panda, you numnut!"

"Ok?" The ghost said.

The ghost then went inside his cage.

"What the hell are you doing?!" Screamed the panda.

"I'm in the cage," whispered the ghost.

"Thanks for pointing out the obvious."

"Well then if you don't want me here then I'll leave!"

"Ok then leave."

Then the ghost left but as soon as it left a ghost came out from the panda's body.

The panda returned to a normal panda.

"Muhahaha! It's so fun fooling other ghosts that this panda can talk to them!" said the ghost with an evil face.