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Oh hey Muffin Man. Never thought I'd bump into you.

Or are you just stalking me?

I have better things to do. Like breathing.

Oh, Cody. Always the hilarious comedian.

Yeah yeah. But lollipops. Seriously?

I am a big fan of lollipops, don't judge me.

Those are for kids.

I'm pretty sure life is more than categorizing food.

It is but you're not a kid, as far as I know.

So you see me as a lady eh?

No, I see you as an old grumpy man. That has a sick obsession with muffins.

That old grumpy man is not true.

It is.

No it's not. I'm a lady. An actual lady unlike you.

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