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Are you okay?

Yes I am Cody. Now can we please give that airboard another go?

Fine but if you fall one more time we're going home.

Hey! I can't help myself if I fall.

Then hold my hand.

What?!

Hold my hand you idiot, do I have to explain it further?

I know how to hold a hand but why should I hold yours? It's old and crusty and disgusting.

I'm not that much older than you, Muffin Man.

It's okay if you don't want to. Chances of you falling and us going back home are higher.

Fine. Here's my hand.

Gross! It's sweaty!

You asked for my hand so you gotta have to deal with the circumstances.

But it's sweaty! Are you nervous or something? Because you're holding my hand? I got it, you like me.

I don't!

I like you too you know. Because you're my very disgusting sweaty girlfriend.

I am not your very disgusting sweaty girlfriend and I have no feelings for you!

Aww, you break my heart little Muffin Man.

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did you get the atl reference if you did ily 

dedicated to @trashkant for voting on Texts!

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