-Astral Projection- Shane Dawson {Shane Dawson} x Male! Reader

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    {A/N: This is going to be based off the Astral Projection chapter of I Hate Myselfie. I've never experienced it, so I dunno what I'm typing tbh.. Oh well! Hope you enjoy! Also, if you guys can, put your triggers in the comments so I'll make sure to add them? Please and thanks! I love you all!}

{Triggers: Cussing} 

    It was happening again - I was leaving my body; floating up, out of my ceiling, into the dark outside of the sleeping world.

    Most everything was still, most people asleep, like I should be - not floating around like a ghost.

    "I wonder if anyone else does this?" As soon as I said that, my eyes landed on someone flying around in front of me, redish hair, cut like an emo boy from MySpace. He didn't notice me, which I wondered if that was a good thing or bad thing.

    Suddenly, he turned to face me, and gasped. Then he zoomed into my face.

    "You can see me, right?" He questioned.

    Slowly, I nodded. "I didn't think this was possible... I really thought this whole 'astral projection' thing was just a dream... You're not real, right?" I asked.

    "I am too! I can even show you my shit hole of a house if you really want. Then when you wake up, I dare you to go and knock, I'll answer." He paused. "Or maybe not, I'm scared of people. More likely, I'll scream at whoever it is to leave the package then go away. It usually works."

    I finally realized who this person was - "Shane..." I mumbled.

    "Wait, you've watched my porno? I was pretty good, wasn't I?" He joked, making me roll my eyes, trying my best not to laugh.

    "I've seen better in Kim Kardashian's sex tape." I reply, making him chuckle. 

    "Anyways, let me show you my house." He tried to take my hand - and somehow succeeded. He started to pull me away, to a nearby house. 

    We flew inside, and there I saw him sleeping. 

    But then my eyes spotted a dark figure standing by the doorway. "Uh... Shane?" 

    He looked up and saw it too. "Shitshitshitshit... I have to ease myself into my body. At least, Wikipedia said so." 

    It moved close. No face, more like the outline of a man. 

    Shane struggled, but after a while, he made his way into his body, making him wake up.

    ~Time skip to like ten minutes~

    I woke myself up and rushed to where I remembered Shane's house was, even though it was 4:41 am. 

     After a light knock, the door swung inwards, and there he stood. "Told you, I'm about as really as I can get." 

   I smiled. "Are you okay after... What was that?"

    "I don't even know."

    I stood awkwardly in front of him until he invited me in.

    Afterwards, we hung around, telling stories about some of our insane experiences.

    He even tried to kiss me multiple times, or at least jokingly, but in the end, we did maybe make out.


{A/N: So just a quick little update, what do you think? Hope you liked it! Anyways, what are your guy's triggers so I'll be able to tag them before each story, because I care about you guys and really don't want to trigger you. No matter how ridiculous you think it is, just tell me. I love you all! Miles, out!}


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