I was stomping down the street while cursing the 6 assholes for leaving me behind.
Fuckin assholes. Leaving me behind just because I 'accidentally' threw water at them- Scratch that! It was a prank! They're always serious.
My phone vibrated all of a sudden as I answered it.
"Beware Sow..."
Dafuq!? Is this a The Grudge Phone call!?
"Uhhh what!? Uhh I can't here you?" I asked fakingly.
"Tch! I said Be-"
"Sorry! Can't here you tsshhhh... Tshhh.... Ya breakin up! TSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!! Very very low reception!"
"I'm going to ki-"
"Tshhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!" I ended the phone call.
And that's my friends is how I can never die in a horror movie.
(Credits to iiSuperwomanii I luv her vids)
I very cold hand suddenly made it's way to cover my mouth. I thrashed around as it grew tighter. An arm slid onto my waist trapping me.
Oh shit! NUUUUU!!!!! THIS IS RAEP! RAPE!!!!!
"wAshhoe! Wet go op mehhhhhh!!!!!!(asshole let go of me!)" I screamed as he threw me over the bastard's shoulder.
"WAAHHHHHH!!!! STRAAAAANGER DAAAAAAANGER!!!!!"
"Tch! Shut Up! you're making my ears hurt!" A sexy stranger's voice said- no wait a very very very ugly voice said.
"AND WHO'S FAULT IS THAT!? IF YA WANNA KIDNAPPED ME BRO THEN DEAL WITH MY SCRE-MMPH!?" He shoved a very UNSANITARY cloth inside my mouth as I spit it out and glared at his side face.
"WHAT THE HELL DUDE!? THAT WAS DISGUSTING! IF YOU HAVE A SNOT, SWEAT OR EVEN YOUR SALIVA I WILL KILL YOU CUZ DAT ISH DISH-GUSH-TENG!" I exclaimed as I threatend while snapping my fingers in a sassy way.
"What if I said it has my snot, sweat and saliva." He said amusingly as I kicked his stomach. Hard. Since my feet were near him and my face was staring at his butt. I hope he doesn't fart.
He didn't budge though as I groaned in irritance. I'm guessing he's a vampire.
"So! How was your day Mr. Vampire I asked bluntly as he stared at me with a shock expression. I noticed his hair was tied into a ponytail- wait is he-
"ARE YOU GAY!?" He glared at me as I suddenly felt a very painful sting on my bottom area. Did he just slap mah booteh!?
"OI! PERVERT DON'T TOUCH MAH BOTT WITH YAH DURTEH HANDS! Imma kill yah!" I punched his back harshly as he stared at me with a dumb expression.
"JUST BECAUSE I AM WEARING A PONYTAIL DOESN'T MEAN I'M GAY!" He shouted making me flinch a little.
"Geez! Old hag! Did you shove a megaphone into your mouth. It's too loud!!!!" I whined as we kept bickering.
"OH YEAH! I'M MORE S-"
"YUMA! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?"
Oh the bastard's name is Yuma I shall call him Rilakuma. Pffttt....
We both ignored the guy who is apparantly standing infront of us as we continue to argue about who's smarter.
"Yuma!"
"Shut up!" We both said at the same time. I looked up at the familiar guy as his eyes widen but quickly change into a glare.
"Oh sorry... It was Sow's fault by the wa-"
"And now your blaming the victim!-"
"You're."
"What the hell! how can yo-"
"Enough! Yuma go to back to your room. Leave Livestock with me."
"Wah! Ruki-kun! Why does Neko-chan have to spend time with you?" A blonde teen suddenly pops out of nowhere.
"I..... Smell..... Something........ Sweet...." Another vampy pops up.
"Uhhh... Sup." I greeted boredly. "So... Why did you bring me here?" I turned to the familiar dude as we stared at each other trying to figure out his face.
I reached up to his face as I grabbed it and started playing with it. Itsh sho FLUFFFEEEHHHHH!!!!!! "Sooo Kawaaiiii!!!! So soft!" I chuckled childishly as I kept pinching his cheeks the moment I squished his cheeks... HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I burst out of laughing. "Y- you look like a very fat octopus!!! Hahahahahaha!!!!"
"What do you think-?"
"Shut up! Nobody talks to you, Rilakuma!" I pointed at him as I stuck my tounge out. The blonde teen started laughing as he glared at me.
"What did you call me!?"
"Shhhhhh! Let us take this matters in our own hands." He grabbed my hands and pulls them away his face harshly as I pouted.
I suddenly felt dizzy and I fainted...
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Hidden Series: Hidden in Secrecy Book#2
Fiksi Penggemar[Diabolik Lovers Fanfiction] (REWRITTEN) Get ready for a new life! A new adventure awaits that DUDE! New friends *checkadoodledo* New enemies *maybe* This book will only focus on the Mukami's to clarify things it's the Mukami's version of the story...