+To Piss Thy Vampires+

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The song ended after a few moments of awkward silence. "Heheh..." I laughed awkwardly as slowly backed away. "H-hey baby-cheeks h-how's life?" I stuttered as he glared at me.

I quickly searched through Rebecca's songs as it started playing making him cringe at the high pitched voice.

"It's Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on friday~!" I left my phone as he covered his ears as I didn't forget to highten the volume making it echo throughout the whole mansion.

"AGH! WHAT THE HELL!? STOP SINGING KOU!!" I heard Titan yell making me laugh at their tormented screams.

"B-but my voice d-doesn't sound like that. That's mean..." Coke pouted as he covered his ears.

I laughed harder as I got my Nokia(the unbreakable) phones from my bag and started to look for the most annoying songs evaaaarrrr!!!

"Danm it, Eri..." Ruki manage to shut the phone as it turned quiet throughout the mansion.

"Finally!" Yuma teleported to where it stops. "You manage to shut that music off. You seriously have a bad taste in songs."

"Ruki-kun~I never knew you were into that song~"

"I...don't like...that...song" Azusa stated as he stared at the 2 brothers teasing Ruki.

"I'm back~!" They turned to the direction of the girl wearing a hooded coat.

I smirked as I raised the remote and started to count.

"3"

"2"

"1"

"AND I WAS LIKE BABY! BABY! BABY! OHH~!"

Making them scream: "AGH NOT AGAIN!!!" and me laughing harder as I ran through the mansion. Ah~Good Old Days~

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"HOW THE HELL DID YOU MANAGE TO PUT SPEAKERS IN THE HALLWAY!?" Titan barged in rudely as I signaled him to shut up by raising my finger to my lips.

"Shush! I'm sleeping..." I said tiredly as I rolled over the couch. I was yanked up by the arm forcibly as I opened my eyes.

"YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE YOUR PHONE SHUT UP!?"

"Ne~ Yuma-kun had to destroy it just to make it stop~."

"He did-what-now? He destroyed my strongest phone. Danm it! I knew it was a bad idea to leave it there." I groaned. "Youtube lied to me... They said Nokia is the most unbreakable phone wait maybe its still alive." I had hope in my eyes as I stared at Titan.

"Tch... Here you go."

*clank* *cruw* *clank* *crash!*

...(个_个) *looks up at Titan then down*
(个_个) *repeats the process* (个_个)

The phone was destroyed...

"(╥_╥)... guess whos buying me a new phone~!(ノ*゚▽゚*)"

*cricket noises*

I looked back up and everybody was gone. "Now how am I supposed to contact them whenever I wanted to prank call them o(TヘTo)" I had a depressed aura around me as I looked down at my RIP technology.

Looking at the trashed phone infront of you fills you with PITY (Ha! You thought it was DETERMINATION didn't yah?)

Meanwhile at the Sakamaki Mansion...

"I wonder where that imbecile went to" Reiji wondered as he was in deep thought.

"C-couldn't be she is lost?" Yui trembled worridly.

"That idiot is smart enough to know the way around."

"Maybe she escaped us~!"

"Tch! She wouldn't even have the guts to do that."

"Fufufu~Eri is very clever you know~She may have something up her sleeves~"

"Tch! Ore-sama will punish her for making me wait for too long."

They felt something missing in their atmosphere. The cheery teen was out of the picture it weren't the same without her.

Back to the Mukami's...

"You actually have the guts to escape, huh?" I was thrown RUDELY at the ground as I sat up and glared at me. HE COULD'VE THROWN ME ON A BED OR A COUCH! UHM! HELLO!?! THERE'S A COUCH! OVER THERE! AWAITING FOR MAH FAB BOOTEH TO SIT ON IT'S FLUFFY FACE!

"Hah!? Who said I was escaping? Your memory is bad. Man! Your getting older! You should drink Memory Plus its only for 50 and above and I should call you Oldie." I stated making his eye twitch in irritance as he stood up slowly and walked up to me with an intimidating look.

"Woah! Woah! Woah! Before you kill me." He stopped as I raised my hand. "Are you potty trained?" I asked randomly making his face turn into a 'WTF' look.

"What?"

"You said I am going to sleep in your room while you were dragging me. Just to make sure you didn't pee on the bed or go wake me up so you had to pee or you-"

"Okay that's enough..." His face turned sour as he raised his hand making me shut up. "Do you really think I am like that, livestock?"

"Nah! I was..." I pulled out a tape measure as I threw it at him in a distance. "Measuring your patience..." I punned bluntly making him glare at me.

"Your mouth is going to get troubled soon you know that." My eyes widen as he tugged on measuring tape harshly making me pull foward and fall ontop of him as he held me in place. My mouth was inches closer to his as he moved his head towards my neck.

"Your punishment will be much worse if you continue this..."

"Yeah as if I would believe tha- AH!" He bit me without warning as I felt the similar pain that came like the others and tell you what its like my first time injection with Dr. Alphys(sorry I just had to :D).

Eri's first injection...

"NO! YOUR GWOING TWWO KWILL MWE!"

"N-no s-sweetheart... T-this is j-just a p-protection to w-ward off d-dirty c-creatures t-that l-l-lurk in the n-night!" She explained as I 'humphed'.

"Its true sweetheart! do you want those monsters to lurk in your bed!" She threatened.

"THEN I'LL BWEAT THEM WITH MY SPIDER WEB LIKE SPIDERMAN! AND THEN GO 'DIE EVIL MEANIE AND YOU WILL BE PWOUD OF ME WHILE I AM WEAWING A MWE*suddenly injects her*-AAAHHHHHH!!!!!! WAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! IT HURTSSSS!!!"

"WHY DWID YOU DWO THAT!? I-I WASN'T WEADY YET-AHHHH! IT HWUTS! I'M DWYING! AND IT'S AW YO FAUWT!" I cried dramatically as they both sweatdropped and my mom took me and tried to calm me down.

I sweatdropped as I didn't notice that I was weak and I couldn't lift a single finger. My eyes were hooded as it I felt like I was being carried.

"Sleep." I heard him order as I tried to snap my eyes open but it ended up looking like a drunk person's eyes.

"Youu... Can't... Tell m- *yawns* me wha-wha*yawns*what to do...zzzzzzzz."

"Idiot..." He muttered as he stared at the girl who layed on his bed. "You never change..."

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