The Time of the Month Continuation
"...Ugh! This is the time of the danm month where every girl has to expirience guns in her danm-munch-tummy-munch-and eats-munch- alot of-munch-chocolate-munch." I explained directly as they look confused.
"Here's a very painful story that will make a girl cry...specifically me..." They look bothered and confused again but I continued anyway.
"One day, my bladder was bored and decided to pick a fight with my poor abdomen thus creating a painful...very...very...very...slow and painful fight thus creating a bloodbath between the two and the blood goes...well you know where it goes..." Laito cuts me off with a.
"Where does the blood go?" He teases as I gave him a straight look.
"Through my ba-jay-jay." I said straighfowardly as they looked shock even Yui.
"The next day they will soon make up thus their new friendship begins and their blood will just flow outside like forgetting their mistakes. The End."
"You know... You could've just told us that it was your menstrual cycle." I cringed as I glared at Sebastian who shrugged.
"Now shoo! Shoo! I have to remorse about their beautiful friendship." I shooed them as they didn't budge. Ayato took a bold step forward as I backed away.
"You know its hard too keep away from that smell." He smirked as I glared at him.
"Aren't you such a perfect tease, Eri-chan~" Laito whispered seductively as my eye twitches.
"GET THE F*CK OUT!"
Makin A Good Impression
"Oh crap! Oh crap! Oh crap!" I shook my hands nervously as a thrill of thoughts washed over me. "What should I say? What ahould I say!?" I trudged back and forth as a hand touched my shoulder making me jump and do some Jackie Chan moves.
"Onee-chan... Why are you soo jumpy?"
"Yui! Well... there's this group I wanna join in and I wanna make the best impression I can be!"
"Ano... Onee-chan, I'll help you." She suggested.
Maybe her innocent and hard-headed persona will help me.
"YUI YOU ARE A GENIUS!" I exclaimed as I got out my phone.
"W-Wait! What's the interview fo-"
"Um...hi! This is Eri! And...I..." I trailed off while looking up to her as if signaling her. She curled her arms and started doing up and down motion-"I jerk off?" I questioned completely forgetting the phone. She blushes and shook her head. She pointed at her arm as I quickly spoke.
"With a Strong hand!" Another facepalm implanted on Yui's face. She made a 'no' sign with her hands.
"Eri-chan just be yourself..."
"No!" I blurted out before I hear a line cutting off.
Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.
"They hung up..." I said while having a depressing aura surrounding me.
"A-ano onee-chan... What kind of interview was it?"
"Let's save that story for a another time..."
Answering Quizzes Like A Boss
"I am definetly going to send you back another year!" Sebastian smacked my head as I flinched.
"Hey! What was th-"
"Look at your answers! It was done like a grade 1 student!"
"Hey that's mean! I mean look at this!" I pointed at my crumpled paper. "My answers can out smart Albert Einstien!" I exclaimed earning a smack on the head.
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Hidden Series: Hidden in Secrecy Book#2
Fanfiction[Diabolik Lovers Fanfiction] (REWRITTEN) Get ready for a new life! A new adventure awaits that DUDE! New friends *checkadoodledo* New enemies *maybe* This book will only focus on the Mukami's to clarify things it's the Mukami's version of the story...