+Bonding Times with A Creepy Cat Ladeh+

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"Ohayo~S-Neko-chan~!" Coke barged in rudely without knocking. I mean! The last season has a shitty episode that has to have a barging-in-without-knocking scenario. What the hell!? can't they just pound their knuckles on the danm wooden door!

I took a breath in as raised an eyebrow at the bouquet of roses he was holding. Oh... How... Pitiful...

"Uhm... So... I'll give you my condolences..." I stated as he cocked an eyebrow and then laughed fakingly.

"No silly-neko~ It's for you~" He gave it as I looked at it weirdly.

"Why are you giving me flowers? I'm not dead yet." Then I realize. "HOW RUUUUUDE! THIS AIN'T NO YANDERE SIMULATOR! W-"

Now he facepalmed as he cut me off with an: "Atleast a thank you would be appreciated..."

"Thank you for wishing me dead..." I thanked sarcastically blunt as he sweatdropped. "Don't worry... Even if you bully me like Kokona-big-tits... It ain't gonna work on meh, bruh..."

"Uh... What?" He looked confused for a second but suddenly his grin was back. "Anyway~ Wouldn't I recieve something from you~?" He slithered his way through as I stepped back.

"Coke you're getting into my personal bubba."

"Please stop calling me that... It's Kou..."

"Coke..."

"Ku-yo..."

"He-Po..."

"Ku..." He started as I imitated him.

"Ku..."

"Yo..." He ended.

"Hoe..."

"Nevermind just call me the same one you do." He sighed in irritance as he dragged his palm all the way to his chin.

"Kay then, Hoe..." Another facepalm. There was an very... Very... Very... Very...Berry...Long...awkward silence until I spoke up.

"So Hoe-"

"DON'T CALL ME THAT!" He snapped angrily.

"But Hoe is a REALLY ORIGINAL name to call you that. I mean you don't want to be named after a softdrink, would ya?" I said as I went closer to his ear and whispered. "And it suits your personality."

I laughed as Hoe radiated a killing aura as I ran through the hallways. I don't know why he's chasing me but he could have teleported- AGH!

He suddenly appeared infront of me, smirking widely that could scare My Little Ponies with their sparkling tail between their legs.

"Now, now S Neko-chan~ Be a good girl and stay still~." He ordered sadistically.

"But I am a good girl... I mean I lived in a church in the middle of no where and speaking of middle of no where it reminds me of courage the cowardly dog and speaking of dogs, I love dogs than cats , do you hate dogs? I mean I don't hate cats but I don't particularly like them doe and speaking of cats it remind me of garfeild... I mean who would name a cat garfeild... Yah sure it's unique but when you seperate it... You think of Gar as in garment and feild well... You know what I'm saying... It kind of confuses me unless... Garment is where we got our clothes from and feild is where plants grow which a feild can have a building in a feild and when we have a building... It should be selling stuffs... And where did garfeild come from? From inside a building and inside the building has a pet shop... And thus Garfeild was created... anyway what are we talking about?" I asked seemingly lost as well as Hoe who was dumbfounded.

"I think... I might need painkillers when I'm with you."

"Hey!"

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