Connect~ (LEMONIEST OF ALL LEMONS***)

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"Who would do such a thing?.." Honey said, scratching her head.
"I don't know, but as long as (y/n) is by my side, I don't have to worry about a thing." Hiro stated proudly. You blushed at his choice of words.
"Hang on, lemme give you some medicine so you don't have another headache later." Honey says, walking to the kitchen.
Hiro pulls you onto his lap, sitting up, so your noses meet.
"You know.." He says, laying you down "You're not that bad at dancing.."
"T-thanks"
"You're so adorable when you stutter,"
"Shaddup"
He chuckles..
Honey comes back with two cups of (Whatever the hell medicine cures hangover).
You two drink it silently.
"I'll find the person who did this....to my girlfriend......" Hiro said,clutching his cup "to us......"
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(Sorry I got bored)

~later~

You flop in bed trying to rest. Laying back, you had an ice pack sitting on top of your forehead. You groaned. Hiro comes in with some tea.
"Hey, you okay?.." He asks, taking off the icepack.
You gave a weak smile.
"I am now.... since you're here.."
He blushes.Hiro climbs into the bed, getting on top of you.
You stayed motionless to his actions, letting him do all the stress relieving. He kisses your neck, slightly suckling your skin, nibbling the tips of your ears. Whilst kissing, he squeezes your butt. You yelped.
"Eek!-" you jumped, quickly smacking his head.
"Ow! What the hell!"
"S-sorry...i-I am so sorry! P-please don't hate me I didnt-"
He shut you up by kissing you. He slides in his tongue, latching with yours.
"Mph- H-Hir-N-no,P-please"
"Why-mmn~ are- you-mmm~ resisting ?"
You push away for air.
"Hiro....i don't wanna do it in Honey's house..its rude. " you said shamefully.
"Oh ok sorry....you wanna wait until we go home?"
"Mhm, sure."

~a while later ~
You and Hiro reach the café. Aunt Cass wasn't there and neither was Tadashi.
"Hey...." Hiro croaked.
"Hm?"
"No ones here..."
"......"
"..............."
BAM!!!
Hiro slams you on the wall, kissing your neck roughly, tracing his tongue around spots that felt amazing.
You roll your eyes back and gasp at the pleasure. He grabs your wrist and takes you to his bed. Slamming you on it, he begins to take off his clothes, starting with his shirt. His strong 4-pack was being illuminated with the city lights shining from outside. Hiro leans close to your ear and whispers huskily....


"Let's make this a night you'll remember...."





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HAHAHAHHAHAHA CLIFFHANGER! Sorry about the commercial and the cliffhanger...but still tho .
Lol, I can already see the comment section bursting with opinions about my commercial.

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