"Enough! I have HAD IT with these motherfucking bunnies on this motherfucking plane!"
Johnny cried out as he jumped up from his seat and forced himself to the front of the plane, banging on the door through which the cabin crew sat.
His cries fell of deaf ears though, as the cabin crew were listening to salsa music turned up to eleven.
"Dah da, da da dah! Dah, da da da dah da!" the salsa music blared and nobody heard the screams,
except for a little boy who just stepped out of the shitter, his hands still wet, because the cleaning lady forgot to replace the paper.
So, he shook his hands dry and wiped them on the hem of his shirt instead.
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Consequences I : Utopia
HumorConsequences – the game where we write a short story by passing it around a table. Each person takes it in turns to write a line. To make it more interesting, they can only see the one line before theirs. Everything else, including the start of the...
