The Gossip Guys (ON HIATUS)

Chapter Eight: My Perspective on Women is That They Smell Good

((Okay, so this chapter is written in the point of view of someone outside the group, his name is Jordyn. Love you all, so much! Vote, comment, fan! I love you! Xx))

Jordyn Thatcher

  This is dumb, I thought, I have better things to do than sit in detention with a bunch of idiots.

  I flinched slightly as my backpack fell to the floor with a thud, hitting the desk beside me. I reached down and retrieved it from the cold floor, slinging it back over the chair. It was a lot more crowded in the detention room today, due to the sudden influx of trouble from the Gossip Guys, and their new found “toys”.

 My brother, James, or Jimmy, as they called him, sat down next to me with a plop. I looked over at him, but he just glanced back at the brunette girl giggling and being poked in the ribs by some other guy.

  The gossip guys all had a certain identity that they couldn’t seem to shake.

  Lucas Jacobs: The school nerd.

   He had a light sandy colored hair, and dignified sense of speech. He had a twin sister named Luna, who was majorly popular, and was sort of a slut. Lucas was on and off with his girlfriend, Jona, since the beginning of the sixth grade.

  Logan Lucaston: Loyal, but a chatter box.

  He’s constantly got girls throwing themselves at him, but he’s never even glanced at anyone in a way that he looks at his girl, Haylie. They’ve been an item since they found each other in the third grade, and never once have they split up, fought, or even thought of leaving each other.

  Jachson “Jackie” Marcus: Loli, plain and simple.

  He’s part of the trio called the Lolis “Low-llies” which is basically just a group of boys, including my brother, that have high-pitched voices and act like small children. They get by just fine though; they know what they’re doing to us. They just can’t help but be innocent.

  Then there’s my brother, Jimmy.

  Jimmy’s a loli, but as I said, he’s my brother, so he’s a bit more sexual than the rest of them. He’s bisexual, and him and Jackie have major crushes on each other, and have been off and on for most the year. Jimmy is a total gossip, though.

   Eli Eaton: DRAMA QUEEN.

  This guy can make EVERYTHING extremely dramatic.

  His twin brother, Ethen, is the polar opposite with his swoopy hair and monotone voice. He talks a lot, but none of it sounds as important as what Eli says. He’s what everyone would call Emo, but he’s actually quite happy with his life. He has a right to be.

  The Chronicle twins, Carter and Kane, are simple.

  Carter talks and is a big shot around school, and Kane is completely living in Carter’s shadow, wanting desperately to have his own say in the world. They have died red hair, which makes even a cherry look dull.

  Nathen Monroe: Wallflower.

  He’s completely shy, nerdy, and always brings his cat to school. He’s not bad though, we were partners for science once, and he has some interesting things to say. He’s not as lame as you’d think.

  Masen Monroe: Loli, ‘nough said.

  Damien was a flirt, Blake was a druggy, Kole was a hopeless romantic, and the twins Katt and Ever were involved in some weird shit. But all of them mysteriously fell off the face of the Earth, and they didn’t even seem to be missed by many people.