Abaloogian isles (parody)

Chapter one:

Betti, my bff was staring at me again. She looked sad as always; I looked back at the jungle where the Abaloogian isles were. (Btw I'm in the Abaloogian isles right now) "what's wrong?" I howled her.
Nothing, you're too nice, Helgathrapalapa ." She howled
"Thanks Betti lol." I howled
Being a cavegirl was too hard. I hated living in this day and age. The only time I liked being a cave girl was when my crush, Mark came along. His elbow hair would flow in the wind as my heart would fluttr with joy. Just then, Mark the cutie came along with his best friend takatookasquay. His luscious elbow hair flowed in the wind.
"Hey Betti," he howled (he had a crush on Betti.)
She didn't howl back
"Hi mark, hi takatookasquay. Mark your elblow hair looks good today." I howled.
"Thanks," he howled. "I didnt comb it today."
"Cool." I howled.
Mark left the rock Betti and I were eating lunch on. (Btw takatookasquay left too)
"Do you have a crush on mark, helgathrapalapa?" Betti howled.
"Uhhhhhhh uh...," I howled.
"Do you?" Betti, my bff howled.
"I like uhhhhhh..." What should I say? I was so scared that Betti would find out I had a crush on mark, her brothers mothers cousins, friends, sisters, friends cousins cave developers, brothers friend, that I said the first word that went to my mind. It had to be a quick word, a short one:
"I like takatookasquay." I howled out saying the first word that went to my mind. Oh no! Not only was takatookasquay betti's brother mothers, cousins, friends sisters cousins uncles sisters, friends, cave developers, friends, sisters, friends brother, but he was betti's brother mothers cousins friends sisters cousins uncles sisters friends cave developers friends sisters friend!! Somehow though Bettie bought the lie
"lol he's funny, but he doesn't have enough nose hair for my type." She howled.
"Yeah lol," I howled. "I need to go Betti my family needs me back at the cave." I howled.
"Bye," betti howled.
I ran down the jungle, until I tripped on my beard. I howled in agony because I tripped on my beard. I got up and started walking. Like I said, it's hard to be a cave girl in the Abaloogian isles. But just when I thought it couldn't get harder, The next day Bettie walked up to me,
"Guess what!" She howled.
"Uh oh," I howled to myself.
"Takatookasquay likes you back at least from what mark said."
Uh oh  were the right words for the situation. How would I tell takatookasquay that I didn't like him back? I was in a big pickle that o had to get out of.