Abaloogian isles (parody)

Chapter 2

My brother Joe was eating his friend. He tasted good, but was too salty because he knew takatookasquay. Suddenly, I howled
"OH NO!!" I was reminded of takatookasquay and mark, and the problem that came.
"What helgathrapalapa?
"Nothing joe, just keep on eating moosond (btw moonsond was the name of the person who joe was eating.)
Just then mark came by the cave, his elbow hair flowing in the wind; my heart tingled.
"Hi helgathrapalapa, I herd you like takatookasquay." He howled
Joe walked over from the half eaten caveman.
"Wow helgathrapalapa, you like takatookasquay." He howled.
"I don't know maybe" I howled.
"I think he likes you back," mark howled.
"Oh lol Mark your funny." I howled
"Tee hee I know, but I'm serious helgathrapalapa."
Joe and I started eating moonsond again. I stoped howling to Mark.
Mark left the cave.
"Do you really like takatookasquay." He howled while eating a prt of the rib cage.
"No I like Mark not takatookasquay." I howled.
"Oh no," he howled "takatookasquay thinks you like him because Betti told him." He howled.
"Yeah." I howled.
"What will you do about it?" He howled.
"I don't know but I should face my problems by running away from the Abaloogian isles." I howled
"Good idea let me come with u." He howled. He ate the stomach.
I finished the stomach for him because joe did not want to finish the stomach.
"I will run away from this cave tonight," I howled.
My mom walked in the room.
"You won't leave this cave. Just for that I'm going to tell Mark you like him because your a terrible daughter helgathrapalapa." She howled
"No mom I love him!!" I howled
"I don't care." She left the cave. Joe left too because he had finished eating moonsond. I sat down. Now I was in an even bigger pickle. My mom was a meanie. I had only one more place to go, and that was to tooshacooshagoosha.