Abaloogian isles (parody)

Chapter 4

Betti and me were in howling class at cave school.
"Hey Betti," I quietly howled to Betti.
"Yes helgathrapalapa," Bettie howled at me.
"I have to tell you something." I howled
"What?" Bettie howled.
"I have to help Susan get takatookasquay. Or else tooshacooshagoosha won't help me stop my mom from telling..." I howled
"What helgathrapalapa?" She howled.
"Nothing," I howled.
"So why are you telling me this, helgathrapalapa." Bettie howled
"Uhhhhhhhh I don't know." I howled.
"Lol helgathrapalapa. You're funny.
Just then howling class ended. So I and Betti left howling class because howling class ended. That's why Bettie and I left howling class.
Just then tooshacooshagoosha walked up to Bettie and I.
"Hey helgathrapalapa can I howl to you." Tooshacooshagoosha howled.
"Sure," I howled to Tooshacooshagoosha, "Bettie I need to go," I howled to Bettie.
"I found out how to stop your mom." He howled.
"How?" I howled.
"The answers simple you just have to eat her, just like Joe ate takatookasquay's friend."
I gasped at the astounding comment Tooshacooshagoosha made, "you're a genius Tooshacooshagoosha that's exactly what we have to do." I howled
"I know I'm smart but now Susan need your help."
"I'll talk to takatookasquay." I howled.
I left Tooshacooshagoosha and walked over to takatookasquay.
"Hey takatookasquay," I howled.
"Hi Helgathrapalapa," he howled.
"Do you have a crush on Susan,"""" I howled.
"No," he howled.
"You should I think she's nice."
"I thought you had a crush on me. Don't you want me to like you."
Uh oh.
This was bad because takatookasquay was to too smart because he saw the Lie. This was not fun, remember I hated being a cavegirl so what I did was purely rebellious.
"No takatookasquay I don't like you I like Mark and I always have and I'll never like you, you stoopid fule!" Oh no I just told him the truth, now I guess my mom had no purpose in telling him the truth,
"Haha you are funny helgathrapalapa, I know you like me," he howled as he went away.
My beard flowed in the wind like marks elbow hair at the sight of takatookasquay leaving. I was sad because he didn't believe me, and I just made things worse. I also forgot to help Susan. I had nowhere to go, so I decided to do the smartest thing I've done since 1974 (when I was born). I decided to hide away in the jungle so that everyone would look for me because I'm too important for everyone to not care.