My rock comb combed my hair. I was sad. I had nothing to do. Today was my last day in the Abaloogian isles I would be hiding in the jungle after that hoping cavemans will try to find me. I was sad. I had nothing to do. I left the cave. I looked at marks cave. I looked at Tooshacooshagooshas cave. I looked at takatookasquay's cave. Takatookasquay's dad, John was standing in front of takatookasquay's cave. He went up to me
"What are you doing, helgathrapalapa," he howled.
"I'm hiding in the jungle." I howled.
"Don't do that." He howled.
"Why?" I howled.
"Well why are you doing it?" He howled.
"You can't understand takatookasquay's dad I'm too confused well I don't know sjfjzusskcoshjvoslsuch. Sudlsjshdjdhahcfusydoft." I howled.
"Hmmmmmm can i guess what it is?" He howled.
"Alright but you can't guess it." I howled.
"My son takatookasquay likes you but you don't like him back instead you like Mark but you told your bff Betti you did you're mom is going to tell e dry one your secret." He howled.
"Wow how did you know?" I howled.
"I'm a cool person I know." He howled
"Intersting," I howled.
"Remember the leaf is only cut when the paper is penciled." He howled.
"How wise," I howled. "I don't want to leave anymore," I howled.
"I know I'm smart. Let me walk you home youngling."
We walked two caves down to my cave.
My mom was in my cave. "Wow cave daughter," she howled. "I can't believe you did that," she howled, "making takatookasquay's dad walk you home," she howled, "I'll tell people more things now," she howled.
"Don't worry helgathrapalapas mom she is okay you don't have to tell people anything." John howled.
"You're so wise John" my mom said.
"I know," he howled. He left the cave.
"Ahhhhhh tjatookasquays dad is attractive," my mom howled. I was happy. John, takatookasquay's dad helped me. But what would I tell takatookasquay and Betti?!?!?!!!!?!??!!!!?!!?!???!!!!!!!!!??!?!?!?!!?!!!!!??!!?!!!?!!!?!!??!?!?!?!?!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!???!?!?!?!?!???!??!!?!!!!!!!!?!!!!!???!!?!!!!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???!?!?!!!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
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Abaloogian isles (parody)
HumorIn this New York Times best seller, what wattpad critics are calling "thrilling" "An "interesting" experience for the hole family," and marvelous, you are taken to the olden days of 1982 when cavemans roamed the earth in the Abaloogian isles, and h...
