Abaloogian isles (parody)

Chapter 3

Tooshacooshagoosha was my only guy friend at cave school because not many cavegirla talked to me but that's a diffrent story. Anyways I went up to his cave today because I was looking for help about my mom telling Mark I like him.
"Hey helgathrapalapa, what is it?" He howled.
"My mom." I howled.
"What did she do?" He howled.
"She wants to tell Mark I like him." I howled.
"Uh oh," he howled.
"Yeah," I howled.
"How can I help?" He howled.
"I Need go stop my mom!!" I howled.
"I can't help you. Sorry helgathrapalapa, I guess your luck ran out." He howled.
Just then tooshacooshagoosha's sister came into the cave.
"Hi topshacooshagoosha hi helgathrapalapa." She howled
"Hi Susan." I howled
"Hi helgathrapalapa." She howled. "I need your help." She howled.
"Sure," I howled.
"Your mom told me you liked Mark and she's going to tell Mark soon."
"Yes I know Susan, my mom is a meanie." I howled
"I like takatookasquay. And he likes you and he thinks you like him."
"Uh oh, I can't help you Susan because he likes me and I don't have a crush on takatookasquay."
"I have an idea!!" Tooshacooshagoosha howled loudly.
"What?" I howled.
"If you help my sister with takatookasquay I'll find a way to help you stop your mom."
"Ok it's a deal." I howled.
Just then, my mom walked in
"Helgathrapalapa I heard what you were saying to tooshacooshagoosha and Susan. For that I'll tell takatookasquay that you lied to him and Bettie. Then no one will like you." She walked away.
Oh no!! This was getting worse and worse!!
"I need your help tooshacooshagoosha!!" I howled
" I'll try my best helgathrapalapa." He howled.
I ran out of the cave, and then topshacooshagoosha chased me. (Btw I was too sad to notice so I just ran through the jungle)
"Helgathrapalapa wait!!" He howled. I couldn't hear him, I was too sad. I wanted to run away from the Abaloogian isles but then Mark would hate me. I could not go. I had the worst life in the world.