My mom die.
Yeah it's true remember how tooshacooshagoosha said that he would eat her. Well yeah he did and I'm howled because I'm mad at my mom for taking my rock phone three years ago. Betti my bff was staring at me.
"Ugh I'm not sad Betti," I howled.
"You're mom died." She howled.
"No!!" U howled. Mark was staring at me across the room, his elbow hair flowing in the wind. He was dreammmmmyyyy. I ran out of the room, I ran into my cave. My brother was not at the cave. He was at the funeral. I was not sad. My mom died. I was happy. Takatookasquay came in.
"Hi," he howled.
"Brb," I howled "I have to go to the cave bathroom," I howled.
I came back after going to my cave bathroom.
"Hey," he howled.
"I have something to tell you." He howled.
"What?" I howled.
"I have a crush on you."
"I know" I howled.
"How," he howled.
"I just do," I looked at the cave wall. I started crying with a tear, because I was sad, "I don't like you though. I like you but I don't like like you but I still like you I like you as a friend not as a Craig." I howled
"Nooooooooooo"taktookasquay howled. He ran out of the cave.
I Howl cried. My beard was dreched in cry juices. Goodbye takatookasquay goodbye everyone. I was going to stop being a cavegirl and run away. I remember what takatookasquay's dad said though. The leaf is only turned when the paper is marketed."
He was wise. I stayed at the cave. Just then a person who I never saw before walked into the cave.
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Abaloogian isles (parody)
HumorIn this New York Times best seller, what wattpad critics are calling "thrilling" "An "interesting" experience for the hole family," and marvelous, you are taken to the olden days of 1982 when cavemans roamed the earth in the Abaloogian isles, and h...
