"Ladies and jerks!"
The boys in my class roll their eyes and the girls giggle.
If i do say so myself i am pretty funny.
" settle down dear fellow students i know i am so funny"
I pat my back then procced to whatever i was doing but then get stopped by one of the butt weniers AKA Ryan L.
" im so sorry but the only ones who are laughing are the girls"
Ryan L. Says like i even care.
Then one of the other boys jump in.
" Well of course only the girls would laugh because they are just girls"
Oh no he didnt.
" you know what boys your right i am not funny."
All the boys smirk thinking i Mary Jane surrenderd. Hah please. " im not funny but i am Hilariouse... NO HISTARICAL... "
I say with a winning smile. The boys stare at me jaw dropped.
So let me introduce myself, hi my name is Mary Jane, a 18 year old and i am currently in a special Academy that is special only for supernaturals. It is called dusk to dawn academy. Now if your a human and accidently end up in this school. Lets just say your pretty much dead meat.
In this Academy fights are allowed but we cant use our powers that we inherited from our parents. My father is Dracuala. Yes THE old legend ,weird accent Dracula. So i am a vampire but a very special breed. I am half vampire and human.
Now your probably wondering, hey if your half human why are you still alive in that hell zone school. Well heres why. When i was born i pushed myself out of my moms vagina and became a really strong baby so my father Dracual put a seal on me with this necklace. So if im in trouble i can take my necklace off and ca-bam their asses off.
So enough about that lets talk about the present. Today is the day i finally graduate and well you see this is an important part of histroy when i overthrown obama and become president , well thats what i want to do.
Im finally being let out of this academy to the human world!
I can now do what i want, have as many partys, and try this drink that is really popular i. America that i have been really wanting to trie, Cocacolla or Coke for short.
At graduation
" shhh i think im next" i say excitedly to my bestfriend. She was the grim reapers daughter. Ooo scary right? Well shes actally really nice and different compared to her father,grim or the nickname i gave him, grimmy.
I get snapped out of my thoughts when i hear my oh so beatiful and magestic name , Mary Jane, be called out.
I run on the stage like a crazy baby werewolf getting to eat a juicy leg of a human.
I snatch the microphone from the principle and accidently dropping it and it made a big screech sound.
I pick it up and clear my throat ready to speak.
" ahem.. Sorry about that"
I say one more time to get ready to say my speach.
"ladies and jerks"
The boys from my class sitting in the back groan having to already hear this because i was praticing this speech earlier forcing them to listen.
" I Mary Jane am proud to be the one and only dracula's daughter. I will be the supernatural to concor obama and become president. Then i will allow supernaturals to live with humans without fear. And we supernaturals can now feast on Americas most fattning stuff! Last thing i wanted to say. BYE SHITHEADS STUPID GOOD FOR NOTHING KNOW IT ALLS!"
As i finish my ladt sentence , breathing hard i drop the mic and bow then walk away cooly.
3 days of packing in new home in human world
I had just finished packing all my stuff in my new how who i was currently living with my bestfriend sharry (the grim reapers daughter)
I brushed my teeth with toothpaste that tasted like candy.
As i was about to get some beauty slerp to make myself even more beatifuller i get a text message.
From: belinda
To: bloody Mary
Hey im having a barbeque at my house and im having human geusts so dont act weird and scare them away.
Pshhh me scare them away cmon who would be scared of me!
At belindas house for bbq
I ring the bell and look over my attire.
I was wearing a causual dress from forever 21 and man why dont they have a forever 21 in the dusk to dawn academys mall.
A little girl opens the door WHO WAS SO CUTE!!!!
I bend down so i can reach her level in height and speak with a warm grin.
" Hi is belinda there"
Then the little girl did something i did not expect.
She had grabbed my boob and gripped on it really hard with a evil grin.
" you little son of a bi-"
" uh-uh no perfanities in my house"
My dear good friend belinda comes out and takes the little angel looking evil devil away.
" actally im pratically outside your house unless you let me in, instead of having a little girl as your guard of the house gripping on boob." i say sourly
" whats the big deal anyway" she says not feeling the pain i did.
" but it really hurted" i whined rubbing my boob.
"whats going on?"
A tall muscualr man also hot comes out and sees me rubbing my boob.
Who looks at me awkwardly and walks away.
" YEAH RUN AWAY!!!!"
I yell totally pissed on how rude he was.
" cmon stop whining join the party!" belinda saids FINALLY for gods sake lettimg me in.
30 mins later
I was currently grinding on the muscualr man whos name was harry.
I totally forgot how he wad being so rude because i was having so much fun dancing.
The music stopped and see belinda stopped it and i look at her with a puzzled face.
"Time for the BBQ"
belinda announces and then a idea flashes in my head.
" hey belinda im gonna make something special to go with tbe BBQ"
I say then go in the kitchen to make something that used to be my faivorite back in the academy.
I finished and put the food on a tray them walked out to serve.
" EYE COBOBS ANYONE!!"
Everyone looked at me with horfified and disgusted faces.
They look like they have never had eye kobobs.
Oh shit.
They all burst out screaming and leaving the house.
belinda comes in with the BBQ to see her geust have fled away.
Belinda snaps over to me giving me a death glare. Her eyes glowing red and she started transforming in her form. A werewolf.
" OH SHIT!!! MOTHET OF GOD!!!"
I ran out the house going to mine. I ran as fast because my life depended on it.
" COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
Oh my god.
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Hello :D
I hoped you like this chap im really excited in writing this.
I put all my heart in this even though i didnt have one.
I actally had emotions writing this.
Lol emotions.
Eye kabobs anyone?
Haha sure you do
- shoves it in your mouth-
Buh-bye
Raur <3
Btw of i do not update its because im eating or being a human.
