"Hi how may i hel-"
"OMG WHAT THE HELL RYAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!"
When i escaped Belindas angry rage trying to kill me i got a job at starbucks!.
"what does it look like? Im ordering something from starbucks" he saids in a duh tone.
"no of course i can see that but i thought you didnt graduate cause of your stupidity" i snap
" thats really nun of your business now is it? Now can i please order!"
He snaps at me.
How rude!
Whatever at least i am not a snappy rude bastard.
"fine" i mumble
"can i get a coffee two sugars and 4 cream"
I scrunch my nose in disgust that he chose coffee.
I hated coffee, it was so bitter with no taste. Blah!
" you sure? How about a smores frap"
I say trying to persuade his tiny brain.
" how about coffee just like i asked" he snapped
"cmon why would you want a bitter dip shit coffe when you can get a sweet and yummy smores".
" how about i get my coffee and shove it in your mouth to shut up!"
Randonm stranger : OH NO HE DIDNT!!!
" coffee!"
"smores!"
"COFFEE"
"SMORES!"
"COFEEEEE!"
"SMORESSS!"
"ENOUGH" A booming voice stops us in our arguement and i look over my shoulder behind me and see its my boss.... Holy watermelons.
"UGH BIG SCARY BOS- I MEAN GOOD AWSOME BOSS"
He looks at me then growls.
"in my office... NOW!"
I sqeal then wobble fo his office.
I whisper "so scary.."
"Im so sorry about that ill get your Coffee right away" the big dickhead boss says.
Before i enter the office , i look over at Ryan L. And he is grinning evily at me.
Im imagining him in a grave right now.
As i enter the office it flipping smelled like achohal...
" the fuck "i say
Then comes in the dick head and he closes the door and locks it.
I stare at him confused and he smirks evily.
He starts unzipping his pants.
"OH HELL NAW!!"
I say screaming at the dickhead pig.
He takes out his thong which i just stand there mortified.
"son of a bitch"
I reach my hand to my necklace but then get stopped when Ryan L. comes in and punches the big fat pig.
"TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH!"
I say.
Before we left i did something ive been wanting to
I stepp on the big fat bigs face.
I walk out of starbucks then dismiss Ryan.L not thanking him.
I could of handled that myself.
As i was walking home i get a message.
~ding~
From: Ryan.L
To: Mary jane
(a picture of his dick)
I stand there and text hin back
From:mary jane
To: Ryan.L
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!
~DING~
FROM:RYAN L.
TO: MARY JANE
Its my dick like what u see
;)
"IM BLINDDD!!!!"
I say then walk into a tree
"fuck..."
