"MWHHAHAHAHHA"
Your probably wondering why i am cackling like a evil witch well me and Sherry were buying halloween decorations and i loved Halloween. And my favorite part is scaring the kids. Yes i know that sounds a bit cruel but cmon those little weazles deserved it. Yesterday our house got toilet papered! Now its our time to strike.
I put my fist in my hand then started dashing through the isles getting every scary decoration and jumpscare decorations.
I stopped in my tracks and inspected this one decoration.
It was a skeloton and it had a botten inside its mouth. It saids try me.
I pressed the button.... Nothing happened... I pressed it again. STILL NOTHING.
"WHAT THE FUCK!"
I pressed it multiple times STILL FUCKING NOTHING.
I grabbed the toy and threw it on the floor.
"Im scary and i know it!"
Music comes from the broken toy.
"HEY! WHAT THE HECK DID YOU JUST BREAK THAT!
The man says and i think he is the manger cause his shirt pretty much saids manager.
" hey mary i bought some can-"
Sherry looks at the manager ,then the toy then me.
She glares daggers at me.
A dark aura radiating from.
"god dammit" i mummble.
Right now me and sherry are outside of party citie empty handed.
My retarded beatiful selg got me and sherry kicked out of party citie.
" great now what the fuck are we supposed to do!"
Sherry exclaimed very angry right now.
We ended up buying the stuff from walmart and Sherry was still angry at me. Its not my fault that partie cities shit dosent work unless you break it .
(after finishing decoration house)
"look at this masterpiece!"
I say delighted proud of my work.
"well now that were done mayve we ca-"
*passes out*
Sherry facepalms herself
