After a hour of silence and back hurting Sherry finally finished my god danm makeup.
I was dressed up as the mad hatter. But in a girl version, i aint gonna be no man.
"look at that body" i say admiring myself in the mirrio.
"stop getting horny over yourself and lets go!" sherry saids walking out. She was dressed as a sexy demon.
" whatever your probably wetting your panties right now"
*sassy hairflip*
She rolls her eyes at my sassyness and walks out. I follow.
We did a few houses and Sherry was already complaining her feet hurt.
Her fault for wearing heels when shes not as proffesional as me.
I look at one of the houses and they didnt even decorate. How disgracful!
I decided to go knock there. Sherry followed still whining.
I knocked the door and no one answered. I knock again.
Still no one answered.
By now i was pounding the door.
" what the hell mary! The people are probably not home"
Sherry saids nervously not wanting attention by the kids passing by.
A hot guy comes out shirtless in boxers.
"WHAT THE FUCK,PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!" i scream covering my eyes. Last time i saw my boss's dong. I dont want to see another. Common sense.
" Im trying to get some sleep and halloweens stupid... Why give people candy when you could eat it yourself." he pointed to the candy bag in his house and grined evily.
"all that candy is for me" he said and slammed the door in my face.
Randonm kid: OH NO HE DIDNT!!!!
Anger bubbled inside of me and thats when i punched the foor making a hole in it.
Sherry stares at me wide eyed.
"holy shit" she mumbles
The guy opens the door and gasps when he see's the hole in his door.
I grabbed my shoe and hit his head.
He falls to the ground,sherry looks at me with disbelief then sqeals
" omg did you kill him!"
I check his pulse and luckily he's alive.
"we have to get out of here" sherry saids as she backs up
Before i leave i sneak in his house and take his candy.
As me and sherry are walking home , while she's not looking a take candy fron her bag. Sherry see's my hand and looks at me. I put a poker face on thinking it will help, probably not.
I take more candy and run away.
" WHAT THE FUCK COME BACK HERE!"
"TRICK OR STEALING" I say as i run back home.
~time skip bitches~
I was sitting on my bed eating candy.
I was thinking about my new life here in the human world...
Its pretty different and craxy but fun.
I mean what could go wrong?
Nothing... I can finally have a normal a little crazy life.
Or so i thought
