I woke up and felt like someone strangled me in my sleep.
And i was right!
Sherry strangled me yesterday for hitting that guy in the face with my heels.
I checked the time hoping it was morning but it was 12:22 at night.
I groan and decide ill just go to mcdonalds.
I put some black and pink striped joggers and a tank top that saids boss with converse.
I went out of my room making sure i was real quiet and i didnt wake sherry up or she"ll actally kill me instead of just stranggling me. " mission accomplished"i whisper yell as i make it outside of my house not making any noise. I go in the car and drive to mcdonalds. When i arrive their i was so freaking excited to get me some freshly baked mcdonalds cookies. If its not fresh well okay then... But that just means a bitch is gonnna die.
As i enter the store i smell cookies and see a little girl was eating cookies.
As i walk past her i say enjoy cause im gonna be enjoying my cookies like she is. I go up the cashier lady who looked like she was in her mid 60's. Hah im young and alive and shes on the verdge of dieing!
" hi how may i hel *cough* help you" the cashier lady saids and i actally feel sad for her.
LOL emotions.
" hi i would like 4 'FRESHLY' baked cookies" i put emphasis on freshly so she gets the jist. She rolls her eyes. Stupid hag , I regret feeling bad for her. More like he , she looked ugly as fuck.
(5 mins later)
"OH HELL NAW"
I was currently arguing with the cashier lady cause geuss what!?!? Just gucking geuss!!! THEY DIDNT HAVE COOKIES! CAUSE THE FUCKING LAZY ASS CHEF WAS ON BREAK! IM GONNA BREAK HIM!
I was cut off when a girl with brown hair and pale skin cuts me in line. So i simiply tell her "No cutting in line bitch"
"let me handle this she saids"
I just stand there. I wanted to see what this human got.
After she threatened the cashier it was just wow. She was so ...m bad ass.
I started fangirling real hard. I really like this chic.
"that.was.awsome" i say in disbelief , she was so cool for a human.... I am now claiming her my idol! NO MY SPIRTANIMAL!
"can you do that again! Plz it was just... Wow" i say and she smirks probably liking my comment.
She then starts to introduce her self.
" high im Anya high" she says and i chuckle at her faliure.
I introduce myself too
"hi my names Mary Jane, Draculas daughter". I say smirking, yes i know she wouldnt believe me but i wanted to see her reaction.
" yeah lol i was planning on meeting a vampire today" she says jokingly.
Ha told ya she wouldnt believe me but i wanted her too.
I put a dead seriouse face on then spoke
" wanna see my fangs?"
I say to put her off.
" Not thanks?" she says with a question tone.
"too bad i just cleaned them with the new brush i bought from ebay."
I say with a cheeky grin
She actally was smart and believed me.
The cashier lady finished making our cookies and we sat down eating and talking and i explained our my powers that are contained in my necklace and stuff.
But i had to go cause if sherry finds out i didnt bring her cookies she will rip my spine out of my back.
So i quikly dismiss her and give her my digits.
~time skip bitch~
When i arrived home i opened the door quietly and locked the door behind me.
Then i am greeted with a smiling Sherry that is very angry. She has a knife in her hand.
"my cookie?"
"ughhh ..."
I run upstairs while she chases me and throws the knife at me. I quikly dodge and make it to my room. I slam the door. The knife is stabbed on my door and goes through it almost cutting my face.
I lock the door and run to my closet and hide there.
I hear her break the door.
'god dammit... Great now i need to pay that and get a new one'
I get snapped outta my thoughts when she opens the closet.
" found you"
Shit... Big shits...
