Ask / Dare Mabel Gleeful

Crushes?

Dipper: *reading his journal when he hears a 'ding' from the computer* Hmm? Sister dear, it looks like you have a question on your story again.

//: Really? *checks* Oh my, it didn't even tell me someone commented until now. Let's see...

Soso0615 says: What? Why am I here? Anyways, I dare Mabel Gleeful to confess her love to her crush!

//: Oh that is a good question! Why are you here? I wonder... *glances back at Will who waves with a small smile before disappearing* Never mind that let's just answer your question, okay? ^^

Ahhhh well you see that's quite difficult to do actually. I don't really have a crush because I don't think of those kinds of things a lot... or at all. I don't have time to worry about bothersome things such as 'love'. I'm a very busy girl, I'm sure you understand that.

Dipper: *raises eyebrow* And what about that... Gideon fellow you seem infatuated with at the moment?

//: Gideon darling? Oh no I wouldn't call it a crush it's more like I find him... adorable~! He's so short and a little chubby it's just so cute! He is just like waddles except not because...

Dipper: Because Waddles is dead?

//: No brother dear it's because I gave Waddles to that annoying Pacifica because you tried to kill him!

Dipper: *continue nonchalantly reading journal* Ah yes... I remember that now...

//: Tch... fine I will just take Gideon darling as a replacement for Waddles then!

Dipper: No you will not my dear sister.

//: *glares* and why is that?

Dipper: *closes book* Because you being distracted by spending too much time with that silly pig was bad enough... I don't want to even think of you spending time with that stupid Pine instead. Understood?

//: *whines* But brother dearest I want it~

Dipper: No. End of argument.

//: Please? Look, you have made me resort to saying please.

Dipper: No. Anyways, I already got you one of those gnomes you wanted last time. Go play with that.

//: But the gnome doesn't like me. Not to mention it might be, how should I put this, dead?

Dipper: What did you do this time...

//: Well the retarded thing was being rude to me and wouldn't listen or talk to me so I got mad and... well let's just say 10 starved dogs and a gnome don't mix well.

....It was fun to watch though~

Dipper: *sighs in annoyance before chuckling* It does sound fun to watch.

//: Please my darling brother? Do it for me? *puppy dog eyes*

Dipper: No and- stop giving me those puppy dog eyes! You know that I won't fall for such a pathetic trick.

//: *rolls eyes* fine. But honestly anyone who could get me Gideon would obviously be the most amazing person in the world...

Dipper: .....

//: Not to mention I can get you that sword you wanted in return?

Dipper: *sighs* I'll consider it... but only because my dearest sister asked me.

//: Wonderful~

Will: U-um you do know it's no-not that e-e-easy to capture the Pines r-right? I mean you h-have tried this be-before and they a-always escaped...

//: Will do not ruin this moment for me. Understood?

Will: *shrinks back* Y-yes... sorry m-mam!!!

(AN: So since this is reverse Mabel I thought since Mabel in the normal universe is boy obsessed it should be the exact opposite for reverse Mabel so she just doesn't care... though she can act like a flirt. It's good for business..... Also I just had no clue who she would have a crush on anyways so meh)