Ask / Dare Mabel Gleeful

Murder!

AinaFarisha said: I dare you to murder Pacifica or Gideon plz

Dipper: Or? We can't kill both?

//: Oh hush brother dear, we mustn't be selfish.

Dipper: I suppose that's true dearest sister. Well then, who are we going after?

//: Well not Gideon! He's too cute to kill first~

Dipper: ...I say we go after Gideon...

//: This is my ask and dare book. I get to choose.

Dipper: I still say we go after Gideon. It would be easier.

//: Kill Gideon first and you are dead to me, brother.

Dipper: *sighs* Fine, but after we kill Pacifica THEN can we kill Gideon?

//: Maybe once he's no longer cute.

Dipper: In other words when your bored of him.

//: I suppose.

Dipper: So like what? A day?

//: *rolls eyes* Come on let's just get this over with.

*later at the mystery shack*

//: *knocks on door*

Pacifica: *opens the door and gasps* Mabel? What are you doing here!?!

//: Listen, I know we haven't been the nicest to each other and I think there may have been some misunderstandings between us but I wanted to see if I could try and fix it and we could patch things up and be... er- friends.... (*thinking on the inside* Ugh why am I doing this)

Pacifica: *Squeals in delight* I knew it! I KNEW IT! You ARE nice people!!! *hugs Mabel*

//: *freezes up with the most uncomfortable look on her face*

Pacifica: I knew Gideon was over reacting, see he's always panicking over everything pssssh such a worry wart! He seriously thinks that your out to kill us but ever since you gave me widdle waddles I knew you couldn't be bad people~!

//: *staring at Waddles*

Pacifica: Obviously Gideon must be misunderstanding you guys. He's just a little suspicious of all the accidents that keep accidentally occurring. Like you know that one time you let us check out your tree house and it just so happened some silly lumberjack tried to cut down that same exact tree while we were in it!