Memories and... gnomes.

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//: Well it's been a while... let's see what question I will answer next...



-_-Belle_Cipher-_- said: Okay, if you, darling Mabel, could give me an answer to such a question, that would be splendid!

What is your worst memory?



//: My worst memory? Well I have quite a few I suppose however most of them I tend to forget because why remember things I don't like? Anyways I'll just list a few of the ones I remember...

The time this overly obnoxious fan boy hugged me and tried to kiss me.

The time I was going to... 'visit'... that same fanboy only to find out he had moved the very same day.

All the times Will has dropped my tea.

When my knife broke when I was using it for... reasons. Ugh THAT was awful.

The time I woke up in the most disgusting pink, fluffy, glittery sweater that had some kind of curse on it that I couldn't take it off for a day...


Dipper: *chuckles*


//: *glares at brother* And lastly when Pacifica, as she calls it, ...'glitter bombed' our tent of telepathy.


Dipper: *shudders in disgust* It was everywhere. And it took DAYS to clean...


//: And no, that's not an exaggeration. We still find glitter in the corners from time to time. *sighs angrily* That stupid- Oh? There's more comments?



-_-Belle_Cipher-_- said: Plus, if I could see this act with the gnome, that would be grand.


a_geeky_writer said: I gotta see this gnome 'act'


Dipper: *looks over to Mabel*


//: *looks over to Dipper*


Dipper: Should we, sister dear?


//: Hmm....... oh why not. They seem like people who can appreciate our kind of... fun. *chuckles*


Dipper: I do agree. However we actually have yet to catch the gnomes, remember sister dearest?


//: *pulls up leaf blower* Don't worry brother darling, I know how to catch a gnome.


Dipper: *smirks* Let's get this over with.


*15 gnome catching minutes later*


//: *snaps fingers and makes -_-Belle_Cipher-_- and a_geeky_writer appear in the tent of telepathy* Welcome to the tent of telepathy after show~!


Dipper: Where we have decided to grace you by fulfilling your request to see our newest secret act.


//: And obviously by newest act we mean the one with the gnomes.


Random gnomes: *In a cage yelling and cursing up a storm*


//: Tch... typical gnomes with their filthy little language.


Dipper: Well then. *holds out button* Who wants to be the lucky guest to press the button releasing over 20 hungry dogs onto these ungrateful midgets?


//: Come now, we don't have all day~!



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