'Sharing' is not in Our Vocabulary...

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Magic_Issie said: -Use magic to unfreeze self- "As I was saying, my plan is to make will distract everyone and make it into the room." I say.

---------------------------------------------------------------------"The room is where every single soul lives."---------------------------------------------------------------------"It has every single person's life stock there." I say smirking.---------------------------------------------------------------------"Its located in the pines house!" I say waiting for there reaction. ---------------------------------------------------------------------"If you want we can meet here on Tuesday." I say exiting.



Dipper: *quickly looks over just to get a annoyed face and let out a huge sigh* They are back!?


//: What are you talking about broth- *walks in and spots Magic_Issie* ...nope... *tries to walk out only to be grabbed by the collar of the shirt by Dipper*


Dipper: *laughs coldly* Oh no. You started this so deal with it. Not to mention if I have to suffer you are suffering with me my dearest sister.


//: *huffs and sits down* Fine. It can't be that bad...


Magic_Issie: *says their piece and then leaves*


Both Twins: *staring with emotionless expressions*


Dipper: ...did they just...


//: ...I think they did...


Dipper: Do you want to start... or should I?


//: *starts reading a book* Oh no, you go on ahead brother dear.


Dipper: I will thank you. First they involved a plan that includes using Will. Not bad, but they don't seem to understand something simple. We don't like sharing.


//: *nods head in agreement*


Dipper: Simply put, Will belongs to us. He is property of the Gleeful Twins and we do not give you permission to use him in your plan... or anything else we own for a matter of fact.


//: I will take over next... *places book down* Onto the topic of 'the room'. A nice idea really, I applaud their creativity however such a place does not exist. Now some skeptical people may be like 'well how do you know that for sure?'. Well we obviously already asked Will about it! If such a place existed it would already be under our control.


Dipper: You see... we obviously consider every possibly. On another note could you imagine how much easier our lives would be if it actually existed?


//: It would be much easier. We would have taken over the world years ago...


Dipper: Shame it isn't real...


//: So true. However perhaps you aren't from this world. Or this Universe... or the 52 other universes we already know about.


Dipper: Which, might I add in, is not highly probable.


//: However if that just so happens to be the case, perhaps 'the room' does exist where are. Good for you. Have fun proceeding to try to take over your universe without us. Because honestly why should me and my darling brother care? Even if this room did exist it doesn't exist in our universe which means the lives of the people in our universe are. not. there.

So it's useless to us.


Dipper: And the Pines? Ha! Don't even get me started... Have you seen that shack they live in? There is no way such a big, let alone important, room could be there. Ever.


//: Last thing I have to say... you can't tell me to meet you here! This is our tent which I invited you to! If anything you would be the one meeting us here, not the other way around!!!


Dipper: Honestly I don't think they understand the fact that we don't like sharing... *pulls out knife* We could just kill them you know.


//: No! You will not kill them my dearest brother.


Dipper: *sighs and makes knife disappear* And why is that?


//: As much as I hate to admit it not many people read this book, so obviously I need all the readers I can get so that they will comment and give me more questions.


Dipper: So basically anyone who reads this story is immune from us killing them..?


//: Somewhat... for now at least.


Dipper: Well isn't that just wonderful...


//: Don't worry it's only until I get a lot of people reading or give up the book completely. As much fun as I have 'disposing' of some people I think not having this book would be even more boring.


Dipper: Sister dear... have you ever heard of a thing called priorities? *said with much sarcasm*


//: *rolls eyes* This conversation never happened...


Dipper: Mhm sure...


//: *stands up and stretches* Will! Bring me some soothing herbal tea and book me an appointment with my private masseuse! I am taking the day off!


Dipper: We're taking the day off? In that case... Will! Book me one as well! And I'll take a iced coffee.


Will: Okay-


Dipper: From Columbia.


Will: *mutters* Really do you have to make things more complicated...


Dipper: Did you say something Will...?


Will: N-no! Not at all!


Dipper: Good. Oh and make sure the ice doesn't melt!


Will: Okay-


//: I'm waiting...


Will: I'm on it! QwQ *runs off to go complete the tasks*





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