Yesterday October 29, 2015.
I saw this super hot girl, Brown long hair light makeup, with the best pair of... (nevermind) She walked in on me with my pants down. It's the worst feeling for a dude cause the girl either likes or no. I mean I wasn't gonna let her have me but I like that she wanted me, y'know?
Anyway I got so hard and it was game over...I couldn't jeopardize my relationship.
[[Hold On..You Guys Have No Idea Why I am In A Bathroom Or Why A Girl Walked In]]
October 29, 2015..Morning
I woke up, took a piss (as usual) grabbed a slice of pizza out of the fridge and about threw it into the microwave. I don't know how it happened but I managed to fling the plate in the air, the pizza landed on the counter, and the plate..you already know what happened to the plate (it broke). I knew it was gonna be an off day BUT then I realized my pizza was on the counter COMPLETELY edible. I picked it up and ate it. (I finished it and ordered an Uber) I am in New York and my friend of my other friend knows this really hot Uber girl so he got her to drive me to this interview to talk with this guy who helps people get in with the big leagues . (If you didn't know, I want to be in the NFL) This guy is a total ass but if you agree with everything he says then he is not that bad. ANYWAY. The Uber picks me up and the girl looks smashed. I am in the car and it is sooo silent I feel like tearing my face off. (It wasn't the comfortable silent, it was the annoying silent, There is a difference) I get to the Agency guys place which is like a little office building. I sit and wait and see this beautiful..NO No Gorgeous girl and she talks to me about this thing that she was watching on the little TV in the waiting room. The only thing I can look at is her beautiful face.
I waited and waited. The girl was still talking, I couldn't tell if she was flirting or just teasing but I was falling for it. I got up and she watched me go to the bathroom. I could feel her eyes on me. Seconds later I am taking a leak and she walks in. (Fuck, what do I do?) I tell her I am not feeling well and she leaves. I sit on the toilet cursing myself but I am happy I didn't cheat.
Okay well that's it guys, my advice is when you see someone hot just say it.
