November 4, 2015
Yesterday I was at home and my aunt asked me over. I think it's weird when my aunt asks me over because I am never where she is and she ALWAYS talks about how I should have a girlfriend and she wants to meet her when I find the right one. She hugs me and calls cute ALL the time!
Anyway I went over and she immediately started talking about my girlfriend and how a young-good looking man should be dating and sporting a chick. She actually said "sport a chick" I was so tired of this conversation...she soon started talking about her friend Hugh and how him and her were meant to be and how they will get married in about a year. She was telling me I should open the doors for girls, be polite, don't tell them what they don't want to gear. And I was sitting there thinking "WHAT THE FUCK" She makes me want to jump off a cliff and be plundered by stones.
I just kept nodding because she was just going on an on. Anyway, I learned my Aunt is a psycho.
Our conversations:
Me: *nods*
Auntie: You should be the man her father is, that is why girls are attracted to who they are attracted to! If you want a special girl then never tell her stuff she doesn't want to hear and just make her thank God every day for you.
Me: *rolls eyes*
Auntie: You should listen to me, I am the only one that's gonna help you through your hard teen age. At your age girls just want a gentleman and don't want a bad boy..girls want someone to protect them-
Bye that time I looked at my fake watches and told her I was meeting John for chili. I dont like chili but she doesn't know. that.
Comment if your aunt is like this!
