Bramblewing: This is it! My potion is finished! This clan will not die because of the twolegs influence they had been getting!
Bramblewing: Now I just need to let the whole clan drink this. One drop is enough.
*hears someone padding into the den*
Bubfeather: Hello everyone and my name is PEWWWWdiepie! :D
Bramblewing: *jumps in shock * BUBFEATHER YOU SCARED ME
Bubfeather: Lol, sorry. So wassup?
Bramblewing: *thinks deeply* I know! Can you help me pour this into the freshkill pile? *shoves potion in Bubfeather's face* :)
Bubfeather: *eyes potion suspiciously* What's that? O-o
Bramblewing: Umm... its salt duh!
Bubfeather: Okay, whatever. *Grabs potion and pads out*
Bramblewing: Good! Now I'll just gonna wait. *grabs laptop and logs in to instragram*
~5 hours later~
Bramblewing: *hears banging on door* WHOS THERE?! *Logs out of instragarm and head towards the door* I SAY, WHOS THERE?
*Door was forced open and a bunch of cat zombies creep in*
Bramblewing: *eyes widen in shock* Mousedung! I should have put the red wires instead of the blue wires into the potion! :/
Logfur: Must... get... Bramblewing's... laptop...
Bramblewing: WHAT NO WAY! *Takes out pistol and loads it* TIME TO KILL SOME ZOMBIES!
Bramblewing: *starts shooting* NOBODY TOUCHES MA LAPTOP EXCEPT FOR MA!!!
~about 25 secs later~
Bramblewing: *stops shooting and looks down at the dead zombies* Oh shit.
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A/N: I have no idea what I have just written okay.