Flowerclaw and Cinderleg will be the hosts.
Flowerclaw: HELLO EVERYONE TO THE ONE AND ONLY... SINGING COMPETITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cinderleg: AND ALL PRIZES WILL BE SUPPLIED BY THE GREAT WOODPOOL!
Audience: WOODPOOL! WOODPOOL!
Flowerclaw: THE WINNER WILL WIN AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF CHOCOLATES!
Audience: Ooo...
Flowerclaw: The judges are... Mapletail, Hollypelt, and Stemleaf!
Cinderleg: AND SO... THE FIRST CONTESTANT IS.... LOGFUR!
Flowerclaw: AND HE WILL HE SINGING PAYPHONE BY MAROON 5! (Clean version)
Logfur: *padded up on stage and sings in his epicly awesome voice* I'm at the payphone, trying to call home, all of my change I've spend on u...!
Audience: *SCREAMS AND GO WILD*
Logfur: WHERE ARE THE TIMES GONE BABY, IT'S ALL WRONG, WE'RE AT THE PLACE WE'RE MADE FOR TWO!!!!
Audience: LOGFUR! LOGFUR!
*after Logfur finished*
Flowerclaw: NOW, LETS SEE HOW OUR JUDGES GIVE HIM!
Cinderleg: Mapletail
gave him a 9 out of 10!
Audience: AHHH!!!
Flowerclaw: Hollypelt gave him a 8.999988 out of 10!
Cinderleg: And Stemleaf gave him a 9.00000001 out of 10!
Audience: Logfur rox!
Flowerclaw: And so Logfur average score is...
Cinderleg: ...8.99999633 out of 10!!!
Audience: YAY!!!!
Flowerclaw: Now the next contestant is *reads list* Bramblewing!
Cinderleg: And he will be singing... one more night by maroon 5!
Audience: BRAMBLEWING! BRAMBLEWING!
Bramblewing: *climbs up to stage* HEY GUYS! LET'S SAY BRAMBLE...
Audience: ...WING!
Bramblewing: BRAMBLE...
Audience: WING!
Bramblewing: 3, 2, 1...
Audience: ...Sing! Sing!
Bramblewing: We and I go hard at each other like we going to war!
Audience: YAH! YAH! YAH!
Bramblewing: U and I go rough we keep throwing things and slaming the door!
Audience: Yeh! Yeh!
*After he finishes*
Cinderleg: And so... Mapletail gives Bramblewing... 8.99 out of 10!
Flowerclaw: Hollypelt 9.08 out of 10!
Cinderleg: And lastly... Stemleaf 9.5 out of 10!
Flowerclaw: And Bramblewing scores the average score of 9.19 out of 10! Beats Logfur!
*Some cats cheer while others boo*
Cinderleg: Next on the list is... Violetpelt!
Flowerclaw: And she will be singing... Fireworks by Katy Perry! Great song, I should say.
Violetpelt: *waves at audience* Hi guys. This is my first time singing on stage. Pls, if I lose, I won't be sad. Thanks!
*Music starts saying*
Violetpelt: *sings in beautiful voice* Do u ever feel, like a plastic bag. Drifting though the wind, waiting to start again!
Audience* : VIOLETPELT! VIOLETPELT! GOOO.... VIOLETPELT!
Violetpelt: Do u ever feel, feel so paper thin. Like a house of cards, one blow from caving in.
Audience: Sweet! Sweet! Wonderful!
Violetpelt: Do u ever feel, already buried deep. Sixty under feet and no one seems to hear a thing!
Audience: Ooo... :))
Violetpelt: Do u know that there's still a chance for u. Cos there's a spark in u!
Violetpelt: You just gonna ignite the light, and let it shine, like the fourth of July...
Violetpelt: CAUSE BABY UR A FIREWORK! CMON SHOW 'EM WHAT YOU'RE WORTH! MAKE THEM GO, OHOHOH! AS U SHOOT ACROSS THE SKY-Y-Y!
Audience: *goes wild* FIREWORK! VIOLETPELT! FIREWORK! VIOLETPELT!
*after Violetpelt finishes*
Cinderleg: AWESOME! So Mapletail give Violetpelt a 9.6 out of 10!
Flowerclaw: And Hollypelt a 9.9 out of 10! WOW!
Cinderleg: Stemleaf gives a 9.7 out of 10...!
Flowerclaw: Giving Violetpelt an average of 9.7333333333333(infinite) out of 10! The best of today!
Cinderleg: The next and last contestant need both luck and skill to beat her!
Flowerclaw: And that cat is... Greenstar?!?!
Greenstar: HALLO! HALLO! COOKIES ROCKS!
Cinderleg: Um... and he will be singing Elmo's world...
Greenstar: LALALALA! LALALALA! GREENSTAR WORLD! GREENSTAR WORLD!! XDD
Audience: *facepalms* -.-
Greenstar: LALALAALALALALALALAAAAAA!!!!!!
*after 10 hours of 'LAing'*
Cinderleg: *snores and wakes up* Huh wat??? Oh...
Flowerclaw: *yawns* so um Mapletail give a.... WAIT! MAPLETAIL'S DEAD!!!
Cinderleg: WHAT?!?!
Flowerclaw: SHE MUST HAD DIED FROM EXCESSIVE ELMO'S WORLD SINGING SYNDROME!
Cinderleg: Mouse dung! Now what?
Flowerclaw: *Flipping through the RULES book* It says here on chapter 21, section 201 that the contestant will be given 10 out of 10 for every contestant that died, faint, or commited suicide.
Cinderleg: Um so Mapletail gives Greenstar 10 out of 10.
Audience: BOO!
Cinderleg: Too bad, its da rules. :PP
Flowerclaw: And Hollypelt and Stemleaf both gives Greenstar... 10 out of 10?!?!
Cinderleg: They have gone crazy. Look at their eyes.
*Flowerclaw looks at their eyes*
Flowerclaw: Cool their eyes are spinning!
Cinderleg: Soo... Greenstar's the winner?!?!
Flowerclaw: Yea, do he gets the endless supply of chocolate.
Cinderleg: Actually its not really 'endless', its just a lot of chocolate cos Woodpool isn't that rich LOL.
Greenstar: Ooo Chocolates!!! *gulps them all down*
Cinderleg: *Lips drop* All the chocolate... juz gone lie that... 0.o
Flowerclaw: IKR o.o