Greenstar: All cats big enough to catch their own prey gather beneath the tallest pine tree for a clan meeting!
*All the cats slowly gathered*
Greenstar: This night I'm going to the Moonpool to ask Starclan why are you all so mouse-brain.
Ivytail: We're not mouse-brain!! BOO!!!
Greenstar: All of you ARE!
Cinderleg: Um... You suck then!!!
Greenstar: *growls* I DON'T SUCK, FOX-DUNG!!!
Fernkit: Greenstar said the f-word!!!!
Sunpool: GREENSTAR YOU MOUSE-BRAIN, STOP TEACHING MY KITS VULGARITES!!!
Greenstar: *gives watery eyes to Sunpool* I-I didn't mean too...
Sunpool: Stop giving me that face!!! *tries blocking her eyes with her tail*
Greenstar: Err, whatever, I got to go now...
*at the Moonpool*
Greenstar: Time to sleep...
*****
Greenstar: *Wakes up at Starclan territory* Where am I?!
Plantstar and Lionfur: Hi!!!
Greenstar: WHAT?!?!
Plantstar: *looks weirdy at Greenstar* It's me!!!
Greenstar: Oh! Hello Greenstar! Hello Lionfur!
Greenstar: I need to ask you something! Why are my clanmates talking about cookies or something?!?!
Plantstar: COOKIES!?!? :D
Lionfur: OMG!!! I WANT!!!
Greenstar: *Shocked* Y-you too?!
Plantstar: What? Cookies rock!!
Lionfur: Yeah, cookie is the best food EVER!!!!
Greenstar: W-WHY!!!!! WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TOO!!!!!!
Plantstar: Wooah! Chill, cat!
Lionfur: Chill~ ^^
Greenstar: Cmon!! Those are two-leg food!!!
Plantstar: So what?!
Greenstar: GET A HOLD OF YOURSELVES!!!!
Lionfur: Don't care! :3
Plantstar: Meow~
Greenstar: ARRGH!!! GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!
Plantstar: Mkay! :)
Lionfur: Bye bye!
Greenstar: *Wakes up at Moonpool* Wooah... what a bad dream...
Plantstar: No... It's not!!!
Greenstar: I GONNA GET OUT OF HERE! GET A NEW LIFE. LIFE AS THE NAME, 'NOCOOKIES'!!!!
The end~
