Try this!
January:I poked
February: I slapped
March:I ate
April:I played Geometry Dash with
May:I played Clash of clans with
June:I watched a movie with
July: I texted
August: I made stupid jokes with
September:I killed
October:I kissed
November:I sang with
December:I read about
Now your date of birth..
1:Teletubby
2:Your Nan
3:A dog
4:Zac Effron
5:A pizza man
6:Barney
7: The illuminati
8:Vraj...
9:Balotelli
10: Miley Cyrus
11: A slug named pizani
12: Chris hadfield
13:Bob the builder
14: A classmate
15: Lionel Messi
16: Ksi
17:W2s
18:Ronaldo
19:Vikkstar123
20:Pewdiepie
21:Stampylonghead
22:A cat
23:Percy Jackson
24:Katniss Everdeen
25:Finnick Odair
26: Your mommy
27: Steven Harper
28: Justin Biebah
29: Your Big Slappy pappy with a pint of salt
30:One direction
31: Paul Walker
Mine is "I texted Barney?"?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
