Three guys boarded a plane carrying a brick, sword and granade. Once the plane had almost reached its destination the air hostess said you can not have these items on the plane. So out the window went the brick, sword and granade.
When the landed they spotted a girl crying. They asked why. She replied a brick came down and killed my cat. Then they went on to find a boy crying. They asked why. He said a sword came down and killed my doy. Finally they saw a boy laughing. They asked why. He said my dad farted and the house blew up.
