"you're the alpha memee?" You ask the alpha meme.
"mm" says the alpha meem
"Can I go now?" ask the stranger.
"Wheee is adam?" I ask the APLHA meme.
"It is too lat now. he is left this world."this hits you. Hard. no more may of neighs sandwiches. no more dates. no more "annual rob a house day." No more deep red eyes. no more Assam sandlre.
A/N: do you ever get a really itchy leg.

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PORM - an adam sandler imagine
Espiritualporm (noun): a feeling of fulfilment and great joy. story completed in 2015 cover/description edited bitterly in 2016 and 2020