you press answer and put it on speaker phone.
"hihi" adam sandler begins, "Don't come and find me. I am leaving for the void tomorrow. ilysm!!" the air is now filled noise. you wonder what is going on.
you open ur SHREK ALL STAR laptop in SWAMP GREY and open google travel.
using a highly illegal tracking device, you locat adam.
it takes three hours to find him. he is in a building next to the house.
you approch the buldingi. "listen closeley" you say to a passerbye. you and the strager close your eyes and ur ears r filled with the soft an sweet sond of adam sandler singing the pokemon theme song. "fucj!
he is near" you say.
A/N: i love orange juice. LOVE IT. its good
YOU ARE READING
PORM - an adam sandler imagine
Espiritualporm (noun): a feeling of fulfilment and great joy. story completed in 2015 cover/description edited bitterly in 2016 and 2020
