Kermit sighed and walked to the living room and found Piggy.
"We need to talk..."
"Goodbye Piggy..."
"What!?"
Kermit kissed her and ran to his room. He locked it and grabbed a bottle of pills, a knife, and a gun.
"Life's like a movie." He said as he took the pills.
"KERMIT!"
Kermit shot himself in the chest.
Miss Piggy karate chopped the door and found Kermit laying in a puddle of blood.
"Let...me go.." Kermit fainted.
"NO!" Piggy said as she grabbed him and rushed him to the hospital.
