Piggy sighed as Fozzie was hugging her. "I love him."
"I know." Fozzie said.
"He's gonna be okay, right?"
"I don't know."
"I can't believe he would do something like this."
"We both love him, Piggy. I'm hoping that he would know how much he loves you."
Moments later, Kermit's eyes started flickering open.
"P-Piggy?" Kermit said sleepily.
"Hey Kermit, how you feel?"
"The same except tied up on a bed!"
"Kermit, I love you. You're the best thing that has ever happened to me. I want you back. Please Kermit."
Kermit stared at her. "I love you too. And I will stop this cutting/suicide nonsense because I want you to be happy. My job is to make millions of people happy and you're one."
Piggy smiled and leaned down and kiss her tied up frog.
"I love you Kermit."
"I love you too Piggy."
They shared another kiss and they all lived happily ever after.
The End
