Lacey’s pov
Bing: Dracula has entered the chat room
Dracula: Hey LacyWebs, I vant to drink your blood mwa ha ha ha ha
LacyWebs: Hey Dracula, how’s life with ya?
Dracula: Hey thought you might find this website link good. It’s in Ireland and it sounds very promising. www.renfieldsbar@hotmail.com they are looking for staff for a bar and it sounds like it’s right up our alley. Check it out.
LacyWebs: Hey cool, ya am looking for a new job. Where abouts in Ireland is it?
Dracula: Go check it out, some place called Kerry? I’m gonna send my resume
LacyWebs: Ok I’ll check it out now, hang on……..
LacyWebs: OMG! OMG! OMG! That is just what I’m looking forward. Thanks Dracula. I’ve sent in my CV too: D fingers crossed.
Black Widow and Ortho have entered the chat room.
LacyWebs: Hey BW and O you’ve gotta check out this site that Dracula found. It’s for vampire wannabees and it’s so up our alley. It’s www.renfields@hotmail.com it’s in Ireland too.
Black Widow: Ok fine, will do.
Ortho: OK.
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LacyWeb: Hey all I’ve been accepted. I have an interview with some guy called Bastien on Monday so I’m gonna down a bit early and check it out. It’s very hush hush at the moment. Will let you know how I get on.
Wow, I got the job. I got hired almost before he even looked at my CV. He’s lush this Bastien guy, pity he’s married. Mmmmmmm. I better explain how I got this far huh.
Well my name is Lacey Webster and I am 23 years old. I have loved vampires ever since I saw Buffy the Vampire slayer……I was in love, the whole idea of loving a vampire, having one change you, loving me forever. Well I knew the last bit was farfetched, who’d bother loving me forever, and I couldn’t even get anyone to love me for now. I have been obsessed since I was 16 with vampires, their culture and hotspots of where you’d find some. I’ve even gone so far as seek them out and go out at night time to vampire like places in the hopes of being bitten by one. I wouldn’t have to stay with them or they wouldn’t even have to love me, just bite me and change me that’s all I’m asking for. I even started my own website called www.blooddrinkers.com in the hopes of meeting likeminded people and I’ve met hundreds of them. We all believe that it is completely possible that there are vampires lurking amongst us, ones who look like me and you but that they refrain from showing themselves after the last massacre that happened when humans found out….honestly human suck. But I really want to meet a vampire and well I think you get the gist.
I had one old geezer try and lure me with the invitation to become like him but he was pervert not a vampire and well he wasn’t getting what he wanted other that my foot in his groin. That was a close call. But then I met Dracula, black widow and Ortho. They’ve been my lifeline. We all log in every night and chat for the rest of the night. Dracula would be my favourite; black widow and Ortho are seriously messed up and say the weirdest stuff. I’d swear black widow is schizophrenic. Ortho just seems to be creepy. That’s his real name. Ortho, not creepy ha ha.
Anyway back to my interview with the seriously sexy Bastien….Mmm those black eyes of his and pale skin…….definitely a vampire wannabe. He and his wife are looking for staff who like to live the vampire way and who would be able to keep a secret …Still dunno what the secret is but then I’ve only just been hired. Anyway he said that my CV had jumped out to him and he and his wife Lottie want to hire me to work here. They hoped that the night shift would not be a problem to me………….Ha, ha who were they kidding? I love the night shift. They told me I would be perfectly safe from the clientele that we would be getting and not to worry.
