Yin and yang

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Kaplan: ready for tonight's performance?
Maldonado: yass
Hoying: I still can't believe we get to perform for the president!
Olusola: me neither. This is so surreal 😆
Grassi: What songs though?
Hoying: oh. You're here.
Grassi: yes I'm here, this is a fucking group chat, what did you think? 😑
Kaplan: woah, what's going on?
Hoying: we're not friends anymore, that's all.
Olusola: why? You guys were inseparable a few weeks ago!
Grassi: things change I guess.
Maldonado: I'm not going to say anything anymore.
Kaplan: this won't affect our performance, right?
Grassi: as long as Scott doesn't make eye contact, cuts me off from my parts, and let's me perform a solo, we'll be good.
Hoying: why should I let you perform a solo?
Grassi: because I'm a much better singer?
Kaplan: oh, he didn't go there 😟
Maldonado: MITCH
Olusola: the yin and the yang are unbalanced guys! What shall we do?
Hoying: what are you talking about Kevin?
Kaplan: me and Kevin like to call you two the yin and the yang because your voices are so different but they balance each other out when you sing together.
Maldonado: that's genius!
Grassi: am I the yin? Because supposedly I'm the bad one.
Hoying: exactly.
Olusola: in the yin there is good in the bad, and that is Scott.
Hoying: in the yang there is bad in the good. And that's Mitch.
Kaplan: ouch.
Grassi: you're annoying, I hate you.
Maldonado: no, don't hate him! We're supposed to be a family!
Grassi: Kirstie, you're my best friend.
Maldonado: ahhhhhhh! 😚
Hoying: Avi, Kevin, you guys are my best friends.
Kaplan: we should ALL be best friends.
Olusola: he's got a point.
Grassi: I can't. I hate him.
Hoying: the only reason you hate me is because I hated you first.
Grassi: no, because you were being an asshole.
Kaplan: what's he do?
Grassi: he kept saying he hated me and called me a slut.
Olusola: that doesn't sound like you Scott.
Hoying: whatever, he brings the worst in me.
Kaplan: alright, let's focus on the song. What song do you guys want yo cover?
Hoying: how about a Beyoncé song?
Kaplan: what Beyoncé song?
Olusola: how about 'halo'?
Maldonado: I rather do 'sweet nothing'. Can't we do that one?
Grassi: I agree.
Hoying: WHYYYY
Kaplan: how about a medley?
Olusola: let's do a medley.
Grassi: Michael Jackson?
Maldonado: yeah, I like that idea.
Hoying: fine, lets do a Michael Jackson medley.

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