Percy Jackson and Uncle Stark (Rewrite and Better) *Complete*

Chapter 22- King of Sass

Percy's P.O.V

"Come on guys let's go to camp!" I shouted to the Avengers as the scrambled to get their shoes and coats.

I went down to the garage and waited for them. When they got their they all got into a car, Tony's suit packed up into a backpack state. With that we all headed really fast (other than Bruce and Thor) and got to the bottom of Thalia's Pine.

We parked the cars and we all walked into camp.  I petted our camp dragon,m after allowing the Avengers into Camp Half Blood again, and walked to the Big House, everyone following me.

Upon nearing the Big House I see Nicky and Pinecone Face in each other's faces and shouting, Thalia was shooting sparks and Death Breath was drawing shadows to him. I sigh as the Avengers take one look at the scene and take a step back.

I walked up to my two cousins and get water over their head. Letting the water loose Thalia elecuted herself while Nico just got dumped on with water and still looked pretty pissed.

I just had to make a joke, "What you guys couldn't decided who's my favorite cousin so you decided to have a hissy fit, all well, I can see why, I'm just that amazing." I said pointing to myself. I've spent way to much time with Leo.

Nico faced palmed while Thalia had a look that said 'really...really' I smiled at them while Nico said in a sarcastic tone, "All hail the king of sass, the one and only PERCY JACKSON!" He shouted while waving his hands in the air. I funny sight to see the son of the 'all mighty' death god making a joke and not caring.

I just had to be sassy, "You better know it." call us weird for making jokes during a battle plan day, but hey, were kids still. Nicky rolled his eyes while I got a mischievous look with Thalia who looked at me then Nico and grinned.

She pulled out a pack of skittles and handed them to me. Nico had his head in his hands shaking it being like 'omg this guy here'. My cousin and I smiled, I walked to Nico and shook the bag of skittles making him look up and go wide eyes.

He stated to run around while I chased him, I could easily catch up but I thought about Tom and Jerry and decided to make this interesting making him run.

Steve's P.O.V

When Percy was joking around I noticed how relaxed he was with his cousins and he liked to joke around. It made all the Avengers smile at the interaction. We were happy that Percy was ok right now and was joking around.

When he got that 'look' with his female cousin it made me want to step back and watch every mood he made. It was quite funny watching him chase his male cousin around with a bag of skittles.

He was also easing the fact that we were going into a battle and are still able to joke around. I have to say he is a great leader, but I know that when you are a leader you keep stuff built up and at some point it will explode. I'm just hoping that it will explode on the battlefield in our way. He needs to let it out at some point, he doesn't seem to understand that being a leader also knows when to let it out and talk to someone.

Death Breath's P.O.V (Nico)

HELP!! HELP!! RUN!! RUN AWAY FROM THE CRAZY DEMIGOD THAT'S CHASING ME!! These were the thoughts that I was thinking as my annoying cousin was chasing me with skittles, I didn't want to go on a sugar-drive...

Percy's P.O.V

Run little Goth RUN!!! I'm so evil to my little cousin. I just pinned him in the grass as he was screaming bloody murder. I got a hand full of skittles and stuffed them into his mouth making him swallowing them. I looked to the Stolls and see them videotaping all of this.

I did a thumbs-up to them, they returned it while smiling mischievously. Just then Chiron came out after I stuffed the skittles into nico's mouth.

He shook his head in amusement but I could see the tiny smile he wore. I got off Nico and he started his sugar-drive mode. We all laughed our heads off as he started to sing and dance to songs.

Feeling my way through the darkness
Guided by a beating heart
I can't tell where the journey will end
but i know where to start

They tell me I'm too young to understand
They say I'm caught up in a dream
Well life will pass me by if I don't open my eyes
Well that's fine by me.

So wake me up when it's all over
When I'm wiser and I'm older
All this time I was finding myself
And I didn't know I was lost

(Music)

I tried carrying the weight of the world
But I only have two hands
Hope I get the chance to travel the world
but I don't have any plans

Wish that I could stay forever this young
not afraid to close my eyes
Life's a game made for everyone
And love is the prize

So wake me up when it's all over
When I'm wiser and I'm older
All this time I was finding myself
And I didn't know I was lost

So wake me up when it's all over
When I'm wiser and I'm older
All this time I was finding myself
And I didn't know I was lost

Didn't know I was lost
I didn't know I was lost
I didn't know I was lost
I didn't know (didn't know, didn't know)
(From Google Play, Wake Me Up by Avicii, Aloe Blacc)

We were laughing our heads off just as Nico fainted from the sugar, I believe it's call sugar-crash and it's awesome.

The Stoll's started to post the video on YouTube, not before changing the background of kids fighting in the back to a nice meadow. Didn't want others finding out secret. Posting it on YouTube was fun it really was. So far today was ok.