Fuckboy: You are literally the custest girl I've ever seen. ;)
Girl: Thanks :)
Fuckboy: Wanna see my d*ck?
Girl: Not really...
Fuckboy: Why not? It's a pretty big deal.
Girl: Oh yeah, didn't they even name a company after it?
Fuckboy: Which one?
Girl: Microsoft
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