Fuckboy: Ain't gonna suck itself girl ;)
Girl: Ain't gonna eat itself either ;)
Fuckboy: Don't do that, you're weirding me out.
Girl: Then I'm doing a good job.
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Fuckboy Slays
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Fuckboy: Ain't gonna suck itself girl ;)
Girl: Ain't gonna eat itself either ;)
Fuckboy: Don't do that, you're weirding me out.
Girl: Then I'm doing a good job.